BobDaCool - Page 6

After opens the door, Po-Po narrows eyes at me. And thens speaks. He say me is a bad bad kiddie, and he say me need to gets in his fat dirty car. Me scream at him and say: WHAT YOUR PROBLEM BIG MEANIE FATSO?!" He stare at me very shocked at me awesomeness. I was expecting fatso to kneel and bask in me GLORY!!! Instead, he takes out some weirdo equipment . It look like silver cuff thingies. He attempts to cuff me, but me punch him in the face. I think... me in trouble? Read Full Chapter

First we ignores. May it be maybe bobertina. SO we didn't open up cause stranger danger is danger danger of stranger. We huddled in da corner of ma room. Thens, a poopy voice say: "bad bad kiddies! Me knows you in the house! Me laugh buts me other friends not laugh... then bobertino speak: "it da po-po..." me confused. "What's da poo-poo?" But me already know. I prepare me self. I grabs canister ofs flavored soap and da water gun. Me pour flavored soap in and tie a canister-o to me belt. Poo ... Read Full Chapter

Hi guys! it's BobDaCool! I hope ur enjoying the story so far... just keep in mind that as bobie grows older his grammar gets better. right now he's in his kindergarten summer break going to 1st grade. the first grade diary is in progress as well. Keep reading Bobie's diaries! Read Full Chapter

we runs behinds bush and scream. bobertina say: WHO THERE!? me scared and creep behind bushes toward her housie! a dare is a dare... then me realizes bobertino not behinds me. i keep movings forwards... me slip into da housy and shove soap in me pack! me runs outs the front doorie as fasty as me can. thens, me collapses on ground. crawl to me door and slip in my room. then bobertino comes after me. he caught up, unlike lasts timey-time! we laugh and turn on me TV... but then someone knocks on... Read Full Chapter

we sets up streamers and stuffs too! we spray paints me walls and puties balloon-loons everywheres! fun-fun foreva! we calls friends ands we havin goody times! thens... bibert, ones of me many friendos say: LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARES! me aints knows whats dat is! bibert explain-o. thens wees all plays! then, it my turn to say. me do bobertino. bobertino pick dare. me say: ME dare YOU to go to bobertinas housie and steal all her soap!! bobertino shift uncomfy. ME GOES WITH YOUS TOO! me say. me g... Read Full Chapter

I walks was down da road, and me see something! da soaps shop having blow-out sale! bobertino and me hurry to da store. we buys packies a d packies of soapses! thens, we goes to my houses and makes FLAVORES SOAP!!! me put in cans ands pass out to everyones! we eat alots for ourselfs. we don'ts dare to goes to pool agains, knowin bobertina will be theres! wees go to visits locals jail! the peopleos in it seem weirdos! one terrorizes me and say: KID! YOU AINT END UP LAK ME YOU AINT LIVE! me ve... Read Full Chapter