Bames

Catch me never being online.
She's fine, I'm just Protective.
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on December 03, 2019
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Linny is under the knife.

Not worried at all.

Definitely not going through her pictures, videos, and posts obsessively.

Would never repeatedly text her asking if she's okay even though I know she's under anesthesia.
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on December 03, 2019
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Guess who's back.
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Randomsquishy
jk jk u
on December 03, 2019
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Randomsquishy
michael jackson?
on December 03, 2019
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on December 03, 2019
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I just chugged a litre of milk, and I think I'm going to puke.
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Bames
Shut up, Cherry. This isn't about you.
on November 24, 2019
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wxtch.bxtch
"You don't think I will?"
on November 24, 2019
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on November 24, 2019
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To clarify, I'm not one of those alt-right conservatives who hates immigrants or any of that. I just like the free market and privatization.
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on November 18, 2019
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Everyone on this website: I hate conservatives.

Me, a conservative sweating nervously: Haha, yeah guys, screw those bastards....
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on November 18, 2019
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I totally don't have an entire drive of photos of my girlfriend. Pfft. What a ridiculous notion. I definitely don't look at them whenever I miss her.
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wxtch.bxtch
I'm not crying you are
on November 16, 2019
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on November 16, 2019
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Uhhh
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on November 11, 2019
It's weird to think that she'll be 17 in a few months. I was 17 when I met her.
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wxtch.bxtch
dIgSusTiNg
on November 11, 2019
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Bames
You're a child.
on November 11, 2019
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wxtch.bxtch
You're an old man.
on November 11, 2019
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on November 11, 2019
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Qfeast won't let me change my username to "penis.bees."
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Bames
Don't cock-block me, Sandy!
on October 14, 2019
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wxtch.bxtch
Remember that time I said I wanted to get into beekeeping when we get a house? Yeah I take it back
on October 14, 2019
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Bames
If I wake up with my dick in a beehive, you now know why.
on October 14, 2019
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wxtch.bxtch
Just when I think I know what all your kinks are, you surprise me with a new one
on October 14, 2019
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Honeymoon_Croon
Oh wow
on October 14, 2019
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on October 14, 2019
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I called Cherry's cell while she was writing a unit exam, her teacher answered, and I got yelled at by a woman in her 50's B).
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wxtch.bxtch
Oh yeah poor you it's not like I was in the middle of an exam or anything
on October 10, 2019
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on October 10, 2019
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This made me cackle more than it should've. I graduated high school in 2017.
Cheerleader/Flirt
You are a flirt! While you may, be a cheerleader, you may not. You might just be really girly. Short dresses, skirts, and shorts are your favorites. Gotta show off that body you work so hard for, right? You probably talk about boys all the time and get crushes really fast. Flirting is your expertise and getting a date is easy as cake. You also may just be a normal guy, but all you think about 24/7 is girls. Just like the female flirt, you're really good at flirting and getting a date. You can make a girl feel like a million bucks after talking for one minute! You may also be labeled as the "player". You probably don't care about school that much because you're so focused on getting a date for this weekend. While sometimes your head is too in the clouds, society needs more people like you to show us how to gain confidence, and how to use that gained confidence to turn it into something that will make us even happier.
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wxtch.bxtch
Okay so obviously the cheerleading and ""girly"" stuff is wrong but the rest of this is DEAD ACCURATE
Do not tell me that you weren't exactly like this in high school. I can and will get Mady.
on October 10, 2019
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on October 10, 2019
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I have decided to grow a mustache and goatee.
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wxtch.bxtch
You'll either look fantastic or horrible.
on September 17, 2019
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on September 17, 2019
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I tried I couldn’t capture your exact beauty @TeenagedNarcissist
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on September 16, 2019
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I forgot about this.
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on September 16, 2019
See you next week, Julianna.
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on September 02, 2019
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had to post via nia but archiving this because it was GREAT
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on September 02, 2019
The towers were high so they imagined that a plane could possibly hit the tower and made the tower to be super solid, not imagine a terrorist attack. Plus, tower 7 hosted classified communcation documents from CIA and FBI. No steel-framed structure ever collapsed by fire itself. Never happened: some tall towers in Spain already burnt and still didn't collapse (oops). Funny how they didn't mention its collapse too. And they found thermite on the ground of WTC Twin Towers and Tower See More▼
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on September 02, 2019
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For Lindsey
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on September 02, 2019
In this moment, I am all of the qfeasters that matter at once. I have ascended. I would like to thank my girlfriend's tendency to put too much trust in me.
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on September 01, 2019
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