So my little sister (shes nearly four) keeps saying"MMMMM SMASHING" like Nigel Thornberry--
yall.come.get.ur.orange.juice
Oh ok got cha //ugly white uncle laughing//
on February 04, 2018
Orange.Soda
OK BUT SHE’ SFOUR I’M NOT MAKING THAT KIND OF JOKE IF SHE’S A TINY CHILD
on February 04, 2018
yall.come.get.ur.orange.juice
D u d e she was screaming a w o r d (you know what i mean) earlier today let em rip
on February 04, 2018
Orange.Soda
I can make so many jokes but she’s f o u r
on February 04, 2018
yall.come.get.ur.orange.juice
Same sister from earlier too @RaspberryJello
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018
I want the male british google translate voice to read my autobiography
on February 04, 2018
Me when someone agrees to be my friend:
Thanks for selling ur soul to the Worst Person E v e r™
Thanks for selling ur soul to the Worst Person E v e r™
on February 04, 2018
Me: The stars sure are beautiful...
2ptalia fandom: Yea...
Me: You know what else is beautiful?
2Ptalia fandom: Yeah...
Both: //sigh
Both: 2P! England...
2ptalia fandom: Yea...
Me: You know what else is beautiful?
2Ptalia fandom: Yeah...
Both: //sigh
Both: 2P! England...
on February 04, 2018
Ok yea sēx is great but have you tried going to bed at a reasonable hour and getting up at a reasonable hour???
on February 04, 2018
Currently watching Anthony Bourdain getting sassy w/ his crew about the power generator. Five Sass-Points for Bourdain. YOU GO COCO BOURDAIN.
on February 04, 2018
That moment when cool ppl follow ur trash page and its just W H Y T H O ? ? ?
on February 04, 2018
Me: I don't like violence.
Also Me: Id you don't stop I'm gonna smack the snot outa cha--
Also Me: Id you don't stop I'm gonna smack the snot outa cha--
on February 02, 2018
Tell the Truth copy n' pāste bc I'm bored
Have you ever lied about your age: Yes honestly lmfao
Been to the principals office: Homeschooled so..?
Played cool around someone you hate: Y e s uhg and I hated it.
Wanted to die : Yes at one point
Attempted suicide: No
Danced on stage : Yes and I didn't like it. I dancing, just not infront of people. See More
Made straight A's: At oneone point.
Lied on any of these: Nope.
What's your favorite?
Song: At the moment it's a tie between Warning by Green Day, Sêx and Candy by Marcy Playground and Blackhole Sun by Soundgarden.
Instrument: Violin or Mandolin. I can't choose
Type of clothing: A hoodie.
Shoes: Converse.
Clothing store: Hot Topic tbh l m f a o
Color: Pastel Pink or Pastel Blue.
Sport: I don't have one.
This or that?
Books or nothing: B O O K S
Family or friends: Family fo' sho'
Sports or girly things: I guess girly things? I'm not very fond of either to be honest.
Money or credit card: Cash.
Soda or juice: Soda. Dr. Pepper is gr8.
Salty or sweet: Sweet.
Computer or phone: Phone. It's portable.
Facebook or Twitter: Facebook.
Hot or cold: Cold, just like my heart.
Have you ever lied about your age: Yes honestly lmfao
Been to the principals office: Homeschooled so..?
Played cool around someone you hate: Y e s uhg and I hated it.
Wanted to die : Yes at one point
Attempted suicide: No
Danced on stage : Yes and I didn't like it. I dancing, just not infront of people. See More
Made straight A's: At oneone point.
Lied on any of these: Nope.
What's your favorite?
Song: At the moment it's a tie between Warning by Green Day, Sêx and Candy by Marcy Playground and Blackhole Sun by Soundgarden.
Instrument: Violin or Mandolin. I can't choose
Type of clothing: A hoodie.
Shoes: Converse.
Clothing store: Hot Topic tbh l m f a o
Color: Pastel Pink or Pastel Blue.
Sport: I don't have one.
This or that?
Books or nothing: B O O K S
Family or friends: Family fo' sho'
Sports or girly things: I guess girly things? I'm not very fond of either to be honest.
Money or credit card: Cash.
Soda or juice: Soda. Dr. Pepper is gr8.
Salty or sweet: Sweet.
Computer or phone: Phone. It's portable.
Facebook or Twitter: Facebook.
Hot or cold: Cold, just like my heart.
on February 02, 2018
Hi im Mint and I'm a tall awkard loser how're yall livin??
on February 02, 2018