when i have to clean my kitchen counters, i dont use disinfecting spray- i use my go to cleaning liquid, among other things- pam butter flavored no-stick coooking spray!
on August 10, 2019
me: uh oh! i smell bad :( *sprays my perfume—pam butter flavored no-stick cooking spray— on my person* ahhh, much butter ;P
on August 10, 2019
did you make a big stink in the bathroom? you need some good good potpourri? try Pam Butter Flavored No-Stick Cooking Spray! covers up all smells with a good buttery flavor!
on August 10, 2019
on August 10, 2019
you see a punk looking teenager spray painting a brick wall. it’s dark, so you can’t really make out what they’re spray painting. the camera zooms in. the wall is... blank? and greasy? there’s a close up on their can. it’s Pam Brand Butter Flavored No-Stick Cooking Spray. fade to black.
on August 10, 2019
*sprays Pam brand butter flavored no-stick cooking spray into my mouth like whipped cream*
on August 10, 2019
have you just finished your acrylic or oil masterpiece and need to seal it? look no further! Pam Brand Butter Flavored No-Stick Cooking Spray will seal up that paint all nice and cozy! say fu*k you to varnish and helllllo to pam’s buttery delight spray!
on August 10, 2019
my wife: i just gave birth to our daughter, what should we name her? :)
me: hmm... i think a great name is Pam... brand butter flavored no-stick cooking spray!
my wife: oh that is beautiful! i just love Pam Brand Butter Flavored No-Stick Cooking Spray!
18 years later..... Pam gets accepted into harvard... moral of the story... purchase Pam brand butter flavored no-stick cooking spray today at your local retailer for only $4
me: hmm... i think a great name is Pam... brand butter flavored no-stick cooking spray!
my wife: oh that is beautiful! i just love Pam Brand Butter Flavored No-Stick Cooking Spray!
18 years later..... Pam gets accepted into harvard... moral of the story... purchase Pam brand butter flavored no-stick cooking spray today at your local retailer for only $4
on August 09, 2019
ah, now that i’ve finished cooking this wonderful spaghetti it’s time for the finishing touch! *sprays Pam brand butter flavored no-stick cooking spray on it*
on August 09, 2019
new sexy fanfic trope idea: she’s a woman in the 1500’s diagnosed with hysteria and he’s the doctor that has to give her a medical orgasm to cure her
on August 08, 2019
on August 08, 2019
HorsePost #3: We got manipedis together :) his hoofs are now new colors, i no longer have nails, which is cool
on July 28, 2019
on July 28, 2019
on July 27, 2019
jeans, but edible
on July 27, 2019
on July 27, 2019
if you had a boiled carrot for the right amount of time would it just turn back to normal?
on July 26, 2019
HorsePost #1.5: Woah! these bad boys (horses)(no offense intended) have very big hearts and teeth!
on July 22, 2019
HorsePost #1: i met a cowboy today (i didnt know they existed in real life) and she gave me her horse (im typing this on a horse)
on July 22, 2019