[FNAF 1-3] Phone Guy's Calls... Transcripted!

[FNAF 1-3] Phone Guy's Calls... Transcripted!

Finally, we have transcripts over the internet of Phone Guy's calls from every night in every game! These transcripts are accurate, and should be able to give you a good image of what is being said. The Phone Guy is voiced by the game's very own developer/creator, Scott Cawthorn. [DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THESE TRANSCRIPTS, NOR DO I OWN THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S GAME SERIES!]

published on May 12, 20152895 reads 272 readers 18 completed
Chapter 1.

[FNAF 1] Night 1 - The Basics

Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?

Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
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Comments (18)

Rebel_Assasin
MANGLE/RUMORS, SECOND PARAGRAPH.
PROVES MANGEL IS A GUY!
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on April 03
sonicfoxy1987
PHONE GUY IS AWESOME! but Purple Guy is my favorite FNAF character. Now I know all the phone calls by heart.
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on December 30, 2015
Itchy_Eyebrows
Did you know the phone guy was actually voiced by Scott Cawthon himself?
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on November 07, 2015
TricksterOfLife
"I'll be honest, I never liked that puppet thing."
FÜCK YOU PHONE GUY
MARIONETTE IS AWESOME
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on May 15, 2015
Cory_the_Overlord
I could just go to FNAF wikia for this... Oh well... Better than nothing.
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Lady_Artemis
Actually, I searched the whole wikia, no transcripts of this exist.
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Cory_the_Overlord
What? Are you sure?
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on May 15, 2015
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on May 14, 2015
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on May 14, 2015
SnowClan
"Please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out, as not to ruin the customer experience." Yup I'll be sure to hide in the corner wouldn't want to ruin their expietence as I slowly bleed out and die.
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Lady_Artemis
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on May 13, 2015
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on May 13, 2015
SnowClan
"You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they'll think you're an empty costume instead" yes i'd much rather them stuff a metal endoskelteon down my throat or up my.., nvm I'll stop talking
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Lady_Artemis
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on May 13, 2015
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on May 13, 2015
Kanya888
"...so if you left anything inside, then it's your own fault."

I love this guy. So optimistic (most of the time), yet so blunt.
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on May 12, 2015
ZealyWealy
Hey hey fnaf 4 hint I think.... It mentions that all classic suits will be retired to an appropriate location to be looked over by technicians so what if this "location" is where fnaf 4 takes place :3
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Lady_Artemis
O_O THE FIRST PIZZERIA!
FINALLY!
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Lady_Artemis
And we'll finally have a PROPER theory on the franchise!
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on May 13, 2015
Kanya888
I'll finally be able to get a working timeline finished!
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on May 12, 2015
Lady_Artemis
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
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on May 12, 2015
Kanya888
Oh my gosh! Yes! It'll complete the story once and for all!
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