Jokes and Riddles

Here are some fun jokes and riddles so if your friends don't think your funny just look here for help... :)

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Chapter 3.

Pick up lines

* hey are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten, I see.
* hey are you google? Because I found just what I'm looking for.
* you wanna know the best thing that's in my lifetime? It's the first word of this sentence ;)
* can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll bring it back tommorow!
* on a scale from one to ten you a nine and I'm the one you need.
* are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!
* your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
* if you were a vegtable you'd be a cutecumber!
* can I take your picture? Cause I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
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