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Shed (Pony mov. parody, Sonic) WARNING: Vulgar language!!!

((I literally had no idea what to make into now, so I making pony mov. parody))
Wolfie: *Drunk* BA BA BABA BA BA BABA..
Adri: *Joins* Sh She Sh She SH SsHE sSH sSH
Addie: BA BA BA BABA BA ABABA
All: *Random noises until they unexpectedly reach the shed door*
*Record scratch*
Adri: Hold on, you assholes...TF we doing here?
Wolfie: Camille says to look for the *Squints eyes as he reads his arm*  Helements of Armory..
Addie: LETS GO IN!
Adri: Hold on, you fish head...something isn't right here...
Wolfie: Didn't Miley said-
Adri: That faggot? I can screw her head lose-
Addie: It smells like fish.... :/
Adri: I AM TALKING HERE!
Addie: I pooped my pants... :c
Adri: .....Lets promise not to do any double piggy rides again.
Wolfie: *Eyes are red, smoking weed*
Adri and Addie: Ya...*Gets off*
Wolfie: *Falls* OW, dudes! *Birdies and stars loop around head, dizzy*
Adri: Its something about this place that isn't right...
All: *Remembers all the times when Miley said "Stay out of my shed"
Adri: ...Wolfie....are we suppose to be here?
Wolfie: *Super high as shit* MILEY SAID WE CAN COME IN ANYTIME! 83
Addie and Adri: *Shrugs* Ok.
All 3: *Go in*
*Dead, bloody things lie around*
Addie: *Scared* Guys?
Wolfie: Cool! *Looks like hes looking at a toaster made from Tail's body parts but goes over to a magazine* Check out this stuff...
Adri: *Chest muscles twitches* Swag...
Addie: Guys?....
Miley: *Busts in the shed with chainsaw* What have I told you....*Chainsaw dramatically runs* ABOUT GOING IN MY SHED! >:D
Addie and Wolfie: O_O
Miley: >:) Hit it fellas....
*Dead bodies come to life and plays creepy fat Albert tune*
Miley: *Sings* I'm gonna sing a song for you...
Adri and Wolfie: *Jumps out from shed windows*
Miley: And I'm gonna show you a thing or two...
Adri: *Scared and tied to a chair*
Miley: So have a seat, my dear

And if it's all the same

Just sit back, and relax

While I eat your brains!
*Dead skin and bones make choir*
Na, na, na, yeah, eatcha brains!

Miley: BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! 6W9
*Saws through Adri's head as the choir sings*
Miley: YA, BITCH!
Cops: *Comes in with guns* Ok, Ok, whats going on here?!
Miley: *Acts innocent* Er...nothing?

*Eventually*
Miley: *Getting carried away to her cell in the juvenile center and gets locked in*

END!