Angry birds

this is an epic story about awesome birds who are angry and gay. their dialogue is riveting and will make you cry

published 22 days ago8 reads 6 readers 4 not completed

Tickle my pickle to angry birds

when I was 13 I really loved angry birds I would play it day and night. and one night while I was doing my nightly jelking session I saw the big chunky red bird appear on my T.V and he sad something so beautiful it turned my jelking session into a edging session, I could barley keep my pickle juices in. I was rolling around on the floor before suddenly the big red bird jumped from out of mt T.V and he came right up to my ear and whispered some magical words..."HweeeHeHeHaaa!" I BUSTED immediately his birdish charm was too much to handle. so yea kids thats how I met your father and I love him so much and now I tickle my pickle to angry birds every day
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mayonnaise
this is literally the best thing i've ever read
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13 days ago
RubyDaKitty
dang
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20 days ago
rowlf
THIS IS AWESOME
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rowlf
id add story to favorites but the feature is broken
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