Greasy (Pizza Parody)

Greasy (Pizza Parody)

This is a parody of the song Humble by Kendrick Lamar, but the lyrics are redone in pizza style.

published on September 04, 20183 reads 3 readers 0 not completed


Nobody pay for me
It be that day for me
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (Za! Za!)

Ayy, I remember pizza sandwiches and sauce allowances
Finesse a 'roni with some counterfeits
But now I'm counting this
Parmesan where my accountant lives
In fact, I'm greasin' this
D'Usse with my boo bae tastes so greasy for the analysts
Pizza Girl, I can buy yo toppings the world with my paystub
I know that it's cheesy, won't ya sit it on my pepperoni
I get way too cheesy once you let me do the extras
Pull up on yo block, then grease it down, we playing Tetris
Pizza to the Roni, Roni to the Pizza, funk
Eat up your slice, food critics just got to hate em, funk
If I quit your BM, I still ride with my Pizza cutter, funk
If I had less toppings, I'd still be the greatest, funk

My Pizza Recipe just went viral
Cheese toppings put lil' baby in a spiral
Papa John's, we like to keep it on a high note
Its levels to it, you and I know
Tell em be Greasy
(Hol' up) Sit Down
(Hol' up little 'Roni, Hol' up Lil' Caesar's) Be Greasy
(Hol' up) Sit down
(Hol' up, sit down lil' Roni, sit down, Papa John) Be Greasy
(Hol' up hol' up hol' up hol' up) Sit down
(Hol' up lil' Roni, Hol' up, Pizza Hut) Be Greasy
(Hol' up) Sit down
(Hol' up lil' 'roni, Hol' up Domino's) Be Greasy
Sit down
This is way too crazy, ayy,
You do not amaze me, ayy
I am hotter out of the oven than a pepperon-ayy
Critic just gave me five stars, ayy
I don't fabricate it, ayy
Most of y'all be fake pizza, ayy
I stay modest 'bout it, ayy
She liked my flakey crust, ayy
Want a free pizza coupon, ayy
Screw frozen pizza, I be on TED Talk, ayy
Watch my crust speak, ayy
You let the cheese talk, ayy
I'm the greasiest pizza, after all tell em' Be Greasy
Sit down
(Sit down lil' Roni, Stay Greasy)
Be Greasy, sit down
(Yeah, I'm talking to you fake pizzas out there)
Sit down
(That talk about how you the cheesiest, huh?)
Be Greasy
(Talking 'bout how you're the greatest pizza, huh?)
Sit down
(Well you ain't nothing for pizza)
Be Greasy
(Unless you're greasy)
Sit down
(You need that grease that makes the slice slide off of the pizza circle)
Be Greasy
(Pizza forever)
Sit down
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