The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

The Park and Spaghetti Monsters

After breakfast I was sitting in the living room reading a magazine article about a spaghetti monster that supposedly escaped the zoo yesterday. I highly doubted it was real but it was an intriguing article nonetheless. Assholio came in and poked me with his flipper but I ignored him. He then slapped the magazine out of my hand and let out a high pitched dolphin screech. "What the flubber muffin do you want!?", I yelled as I leapt off the couch throwing up my hands. "I'm bored and I wanna go out and do something.", Holio said glumly. I was about to say no but he made an irresistible pouty face and I gave in and agreed to take him to the park.
Since the park was only one street over we didn't take Pablo. We enjoyed a nice stroll to the park and only had one issue where Holio tried to devour a pigeon. We arrived at the park and I ran to the swings and Holio joined me on the swing next to me. We were having a blast, laughing and talking while swinging.
All of a sudden though, a spaghetti monster burst out through the bushes growling and shooting meatballs out of his ass. We were alone in the park and Holio let out a girlish scream. I grabbed a pointy stick that was on the ground next to me and I began to fight the spaghetti monster. Suddenly it grabbed my stick and flung me to the ground roughly. It then proceeded to grab Holio and I yelled out before grabbing my stick and lunging at the monster ripping a giant hole through his body. Holio fell to the ground as the monster collapsed, dead. "You...Saved my life!", Holio said helping me up as I brushed some of the spaghetti off of me.