Steak 'n Shake at 1am

my super spooky creepypasta

I was at Petco one day, looking at the beta fish in their small cups, silently weeping that I cannot free them. It's tragic. All the other fish get tanks what the shit that's not fair.

Eventually I could no longer bare to see such cute lil fishies all sad, so I went to check out the lizards. I love reptiles :) they're neat. While looking at the baby bearded dragons, I saw a strange figure in the corner of my eye. It scurried into the storage area.

Being the nosy bastard I am, I chose to investigate. I slowly pushed the two doors open. Inside was a large dim room filled with pet supplies. After a few seconds, a loud bang echoed from deep inside the room. "Well shit I won't mind being in a true crime documentary," I said to myself.

As I kept walking it eventually got too dark to see, I had to start using my phone's flashlight. Something ran past me. Wait wha. I threw myself into combat position, referenced by my training through several animes. I surveyed every angle surrounding me, only to find no one.

Damn this is spooky. The further I went faint noises began occuring more and more. After what felt like ages, I was met by a wall. To my left, was a box of kitty litter, and to my right... was him

"Who the fᴜck are you?" I politely asked. "I am Jeff the dog food. I am made of dog food." Jeff then promptly stabbed me in the ass and I died.