The SECRET to beating Sonic 06

How do you beat it? [DISK]

YOU WILL NEED:

1 copy of Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (both disk and case) for any console
1 camera (or phone, if it has a camera in it, which most do these days)
1 sturdy hammer
1 flame torch

OPTIONAL:

A friend who can set things on fire
Some firecrackers

INSTRUCTIONS:

Step 1:
Remove the disk from the case, and place it on sturdy, solid ground. Put the case to one side for now, you'll be using it later.

Step 2:
[This is optional, but you'll get more satisfaction if you follow this step.] Pick up your hammer, with the circled end facing the disk. Smack the living shit out of the disk with the hammer until it cracks, and pieces fall apart.

Congratulations, the disk is no longer playable on your console!

Step 3:
Here's the fun part! This game has put you through hell, so now is the time for PAYBACK! If you have a friend who can set things on fire, you both can enjoy this together. Hold the flame torch close to the disk, and set the disk on fire, and let it burn. [Insert "Burn" by Ellie Goulding]

Step 4:
If you have firecrackers, why not use them? If you don't, just move to the next set of instructions.
Place 2-3 firecrackers on top of the remains of the disk (if any), and light the ends. The firecrackers will explode on top of the disk.

You have now sent half of this terrible game back to hell!