An ordinarily unordinary day!
It was a beautiful day as I flew along the road on my magical burrito Pablo.I was on my way to work where I do sciencey things like turn toasters into goats and turn dead fish into baby kittens.As I landed in the parking lot of the International Sciencey Crap Organization I thought about how I broke up with my robot boyfriend the night before.~flashback~"Why don't you ever pay attention to me all you care about is your damn legs!",I yelled furiously at my boyfriend."But darling my legs are so fabulous how can I not talk about them.",he replied."You can not talk about them by shutting your face!"He was quiet for a bit,"Well than maybe I need to date someone who appreciates me and my legs more!"At that point I was more mad than the aliens that took over Sombrero planet,"Fine what if I care I hope you get hit by a bus!"~End of flashback~
I had been pretty upset afterwards and not even cheesecake could cheer me up.I decided to just accept the fact I would be forever alone and never be able to have to true love.But little did I know I would find love later today.I walked inside and swiped my identification pancake through the slot and the gate opened and let me through.I am deathly scared of elevators so I climbed the stairs to the 30th floor where my lab was.My lab partner Ronnie,who is also my best friend,was already there mixing a dark blue chemical with potato tears."Hey Ronnie,how are ya today?",I asked her glumly."I'm great girl!But you don't look too good after the breakup you had.",She replied looking at me with concern."I'll get over it eventually.,I said trying to focus on my work,What is our assignment for today?"."We have to make a dolphinizing serum which can turn anything into a dolphin.,She said cheerfully,I've almost finished I just have to add unicorn blood then I'm done!".I handed her the unicorn blood then she put it into the serum and mixed it in.The serum became hot and she threw it out of her hands and it landed on my ass.My ass began to glow and shoot rainbows but what happened next was surprising...
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