The Epic Adventure of My Ass

The Epic Adventure of My Ass

My ass has been turned into a dolphin and we fell love.Will our human and dolphin love survive or will we break up forever and I'll be without an ass...

published on March 07, 2016131 reads 43 readers 32 not completed
Chapter 1.
An ordinarily unordinary day!

An ordinarily unordinary day!

It was a beautiful day as I flew along the road on my magical burrito Pablo.I was on my way to work where I do sciencey things like turn toasters into goats and turn dead fish into baby kittens.As I landed in the parking lot of the International Sciencey Crap Organization I thought about how I broke up with my robot boyfriend the night before.
~flashback~"Why don't you ever pay attention to me all you care about is your damn legs!",I yelled furiously at my boyfriend."But darling my legs are so fabulous how can I not talk about them.",he replied."You can not talk about them by shutting your face!"He was quiet for a bit,"Well than maybe I need to date someone who appreciates me and my legs more!"At that point I was more mad than the aliens that took over Sombrero planet,"Fine what if I care I hope you get hit by a bus!"~End of flashback~
I had been pretty upset afterwards and not even cheesecake could cheer me up.I decided to just accept the fact I would be forever alone and never be able to have to true love.But little did I know I would find love later today.I walked inside and swiped my identification pancake through the slot and the gate opened and let me through.I am deathly scared of elevators so I climbed the stairs to the 30th floor where my lab was.My lab partner Ronnie,who is also my best friend,was already there mixing a dark blue chemical with potato tears."Hey Ronnie,how are ya today?",I asked her glumly."I'm great girl!But you don't look too good after the breakup you had.",She replied looking at me with concern."I'll get over it eventually.,I said trying to focus on my work,What is our assignment for today?"."We have to make a dolphinizing serum which can turn anything into a dolphin.,She said cheerfully,I've almost finished I just have to add unicorn blood then I'm done!".I handed her the unicorn blood then she put it into the serum and mixed it in.The serum became hot and she threw it out of her hands and it landed on my ass.My ass began to glow and shoot rainbows but what happened next was surprising...
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Narwhalzy
I absolutely love this story, this story is now my idol XDD
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on January 08
Narwhalzy
XDDDDDD
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on January 08
Chicachu22
Lol
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on April 27, 2016
Panela06
Dick puppies you kill me hahahahahahah
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on April 22, 2016
Southern_Narnia
This story is basically Undertale trash now
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Northern_Narnia
Yup XD
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on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
SuperSnow
Wtf...?!
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Southern_Narnia
Isn't it amazing!
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SuperSnow
Yeah...and weird...
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on April 16, 2016
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on April 15, 2016
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on April 15, 2016
Northern_Narnia
I fūcking love this story so much
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on March 11, 2016
Southern_Narnia
I've decided to update this every Thursday so everyone gets their weekly serving of weird.XD X3
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on March 11, 2016
breann.west.5
Dick puppies.
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Cory_the_Overlord
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on March 11, 2016
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on March 11, 2016
Northern_Narnia
I'd pay for another chapter XD
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on March 10, 2016
Dr.17Lives
BEST STORY EVER!!!
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Southern_Narnia
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on March 10, 2016
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on March 10, 2016
breann.west.5
Oh my Din. XDXD
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on March 08, 2016
skygirl101
where do you come up with this shiit
like....that's something mabel would say
XD that's too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cory_the_Overlord
Actually, Mabel would say something much more appropriate.
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skygirl101
okay.....
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on March 09, 2016
Cory_the_Overlord
She's a child, correct? Would get interrupted and yelled at for cursing!
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on March 08, 2016
skygirl101
yea but wat if she could curse
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on March 08, 2016
Cory_the_Overlord
Kids show, y'know?
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on March 08, 2016
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on March 08, 2016
Cory_the_Overlord
Okay. There goes humanity. From Sonic, to My Little Pony, to FNAF, and finally... Parts of our own body...

Where did we go wrong? Is nothing sacred? How did we let this happen! What-- WHAT will our children think? What about our grandchildren? And how much worse will we become...?!

We must reconstruct ourselves. This is not what our forefathers wanted us to See More▼
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Southern_Narnia
Its just some of the randomness that pops into my head.I 'm not actually in love with my ass...that would be weird XDXDXD
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on March 07, 2016
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on March 07, 2016
Shimo
OMG XD I AM LEGIT TRYING NOT TO LAUGH!
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on March 07, 2016
SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
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on March 07, 2016
Southern_Narnia
If five people read it I'll make chapter two
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on March 07, 2016
Northern_Narnia
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY I HAVE EVER READ
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NekoMusicLover
Yes it is!
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on March 07, 2016
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on March 07, 2016
Unix1
What the actual f*ck? XD
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