The Epic Adventure of My Ass

The Epic Adventure of My Ass

My ass has been turned into a dolphin and we fell love.Will our human and dolphin love survive or will we break up forever and I'll be without an ass...

published on March 07108 reads 40 readers 32 not completed
Chapter 1.
An ordinarily unordinary day!

An ordinarily unordinary day!

It was a beautiful day as I flew along the road on my magical burrito Pablo.I was on my way to work where I do sciencey things like turn toasters into goats and turn dead fish into baby kittens.As I landed in the parking lot of the International Sciencey Crap Organization I thought about how I broke up with my robot boyfriend the night before.
~flashback~"Why don't you ever pay attention to me all you care about is your damn legs!",I yelled furiously at my boyfriend."But darling my legs are so fabulous how can I not talk about them.",he replied."You can not talk about them by shutting your face!"He was quiet for a bit,"Well than maybe I need to date someone who appreciates me and my legs more!"At that point I was more mad than the aliens that took over Sombrero planet,"Fine what if I care I hope you get hit by a bus!"~End of flashback~
I had been pretty upset afterwards and not even cheesecake could cheer me up.I decided to just accept the fact I would be forever alone and never be able to have to true love.But little did I know I would find love later today.I walked inside and swiped my identification pancake through the slot and the gate opened and let me through.I am deathly scared of elevators so I climbed the stairs to the 30th floor where my lab was.My lab partner Ronnie,who is also my best friend,was already there mixing a dark blue chemical with potato tears."Hey Ronnie,how are ya today?",I asked her glumly."I'm great girl!But you don't look too good after the breakup you had.",She replied looking at me with concern."I'll get over it eventually.,I said trying to focus on my work,What is our assignment for today?"."We have to make a dolphinizing serum which can turn anything into a dolphin.,She said cheerfully,I've almost finished I just have to add unicorn blood then I'm done!".I handed her the unicorn blood then she put it into the serum and mixed it in.The serum became hot and she threw it out of her hands and it landed on my ass.My ass began to glow and shoot rainbows but what happened next was surprising...
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Chicachu22
Lol
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on April 27
Panela06
Dick puppies you kill me hahahahahahah
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on April 22
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
This story is basically Undertale trash now
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Anime_Trash
Yup XD
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on April 16
SuperSnow
Wtf...?!
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Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
Isn't it amazing!
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SuperSnow
Yeah...and weird...
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North_and_South_Narnia
I love this its so funny XD
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on March 11
Anime_Trash
I fūcking love this story so much
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on March 11
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
I've decided to update this every Thursday so everyone gets their weekly serving of weird.XD X3
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on March 11
breann.west.5
Dick puppies.
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Cory_the_Overlord
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Anime_Trash
I'd pay for another chapter XD
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on March 10
Dr.17Lives
BEST STORY EVER!!!
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Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
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breann.west.5
Oh my Din. XDXD
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on March 08
skygirl101
where do you come up with this shiit
like....that's something mabel would say
XD that's too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cory_the_Overlord
Actually, Mabel would say something much more appropriate.
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skygirl101
okay.....
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on March 09
Cory_the_Overlord
She's a child, correct? Would get interrupted and yelled at for cursing!
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on March 08
skygirl101
yea but wat if she could curse
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on March 08
Cory_the_Overlord
Kids show, y'know?
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Cory_the_Overlord
Okay. There goes humanity. From Sonic, to My Little Pony, to FNAF, and finally... Parts of our own body...

Where did we go wrong? Is nothing sacred? How did we let this happen! What-- WHAT will our children think? What about our grandchildren? And how much worse will we become...?!

We must reconstruct ourselves. This is not what our forefathers wanted us to See More▼
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Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
Its just some of the randomness that pops into my head.I 'm not actually in love with my ass...that would be weird XDXDXD
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on March 07
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StreetsOfGold
dear God, this is beautiful
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on March 07
SmolBeanie696
OMG XD I AM LEGIT TRYING NOT TO LAUGH!
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SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
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Crazy_Otaku_Bitch
If five people read it I'll make chapter two
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Anime_Trash
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY I HAVE EVER READ
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NekoMusicLover
Yes it is!
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AnimatronicHeart
What the actual f*ck? XD
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