The Sharkenge #11

I know, I know. It's been a million years since the last one, but hey, it's Christmas, and I'm giving Qfeast a small present.

published on December 18, 201832 reads 6 readers 12 not completed
The Sharkenge #11
Chapter 1.

Elimination

Solar Flare: Beep beep. Boop boop.
Hewkii: ......
Derp: DERP CAKEZ.
Luigi: Buck buck. GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Zombie Cyra: I still don't know why we can't eat Luigi for Christmas...
Opal: Because it's cannibalism!
Zombie Cyra: Well...I am already a zombie...so...
Cartman: It's still kind of weird seeing Keinoa in Akane's body. Also pretty hilarious, though.
Keiona: You know I'm sitting right here, right?
Cartman: You think I care you useless dipstick?

Keinoa: You know it's about time that Aqua turned Luigi back into a human.
Aqua Rena: Ah....but he's such a cute chicken.
Luigi: BUCK BUCK BUCK! *Bites Aqua Rena in the arm*
Aqua Rena: AHHHHHHHHHhh BAD CHICKEN PENGUIN, BAD CHICKEN PENGUIN!
Hewkii: .....
Aqua Rena: Aw...fine...MEATCOW ARDOTH ASTRONIMUSSYFOOT!
Luigi: *turns back into a human* Finally. Well, now that I've been a chicken penguin for almost three months, time for elimination.
Aqua Rena: Well, this is on you, Keinoa.
Keinoa: Hey!
Luigi: Up for elimination are Jaz, Scarlett, Iris, Cartman and Solar Flare.
Solar Flare: Beep boop beep boop.
Cartman: Screw you guys...im going home.
Luigi: Safe with 0 votes is Jaz.
Jaz: HECK YEAH BOI
Luigi: The second contestant safe with 1 vote is Iris.
Iris: WHO VOTED ME. I'LL PUNCH YOU INTO THE NEXT YEAR!
Derp: *Raises hand*
Iris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh *Jumps onto Derp like a Mountain Lion and attacks him*
Luigi: Next contestant safe with only 2 votes is Cartman.
Cartman: Haha! So long, losers.
Luigi: And the fourth contestant safe with 3 votes is...Solar Flare.
Solar: 00100101010111011010101.
Luigi: I have no idea what that means, but congratulations.
Scarlett: Wait a minute...that only leaves me...
Luigi: Bye bye.
Scarlett: Wait! I have a Collector's Edition Blu Ray, and I know you like your movies!
Luigi: What movie is it?
Scarlett: Halloween III: Season of the Witch.
Luigi: *Throws Scarlett to the sharks*
Scarlett: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh*dies*
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Comments (12)

orangeade
Opal: WhAt is FOrTnIte ANYway ?!? GuYS AnSWEr Me
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Luigi25
lol
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on December 19, 2018
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on December 19, 2018
Luigi25
as you can tell by the story, I do not like the third Halloween movie, lol
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on December 18, 2018
DarkSpite_Spark56
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on December 18, 2018
Belle_Delphine
Woah long time no see
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Luigi25
Yep. THE SHARKENGE IS BACK BABY
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Belle_Delphine
HECC YEZ
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on December 18, 2018
Luigi25
Maybe I'll bring her back for a christmas special. XD
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on December 18, 2018
Belle_Delphine
Oh Oki ?
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on December 18, 2018
Luigi25
No, in The Sharkenge #10, it was learned that Keinoa was possessed by Akane, and so now Keinoa is in Akane, and Akane is gone, ready to wreak havoc in some years.
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on December 18, 2018
Belle_Delphine
I have a question tho is Akane still in?
Haven’t read the last one in ages ?
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on December 18, 2018
Belle_Delphine
HECC YEZ
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