Life As Told By The Bullied Girl

Chapter 2, part 2: What Would Jesus Do?

Thursday, June 26, 204 8:45 pm
Much to my horror, Sarah was in fact on board with the whole overthrow-the-Britney's thing. I admit, I am a bit excited to finally get revenge on them for making my life a living hell, but I'm even more nervous about it.. *sigh* Times like this when you ask "What would Jesus do?" after pondering on the idea for a bit longer, I decided I needed a little adventure in my dull life. So as soon as Sarah runs squealing into the room, the girls immediately go to work on me. They cut my hopelessly split ends, and put ringlets in them. While they were working on my nails, the moment I most dreaded happened: I had to tell them about my horrifying past. The short conversation went like this:
S: hey, Jane, isn't it weird how we've been friends for almost 2 weeks and know nothing about you? But you don't have to open up if you don't want to.
me: n-no it's fine. But it's a really long story. Can I tell you some other time?
C: sure.
I still can't believe I got off that easy! Then Cass and Sarah started talking about their lives. Sarah was born and raised in Nevada and moved all the way here to our hometown in Lancaster Ohio. She had to move with her family at the age of 12 because her dad got a job offer and didn't want to Leave them behind. Cassie used to live in New York, which isn't too far. I felt pretty dull saying I grew up here. I especially felt dull when they started talking about the cool things they've done. Here's how THAT conversation went:
C: so me and my family were on vacation in the Bahamas, and I went swimming with the dolphins. But when it suddenly jumped in the air I held onto its fin and my mom snapped a picture! I feel pretty hard core!
S: Oh no WAY! one time, I actually climbed Mount Everest with my family!
me&C: pssh, yeah right!
S: no, seriously! I have the pic in my phone!
S&C: *both turn and look at me expectantly*
me: umm... one time I went on a disney website...
S: yeah... and?
me:...without my parents permission! *gasp*
S&C: *laughs like two retarded seals*
me: GUYS IT'S NOT FUNNY!
S&C: YES IT IS
C: OH GOD I CAN'T EVEN!
me: *dies on the inside*


See? That was SO embarrassing! But the time is now 10:00, so I think I'll go to sleep. But before I turn the lights of the guest room off, I check my cellular device. Another text from Hunter.
H: So is the anti-socialite coming to my party Saturday? ;)
J:  a gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socializing, conversation, recreation or as part of a festival, and that will typically feature food and beverages, and often music and dancing or other forms of entertainment seems fun. ; 0 (did I do that right???)
H:not even close, love. Just push the shift key and then zero after you do the semicolon. And was the definition really necessary?
J:Yes
H: you're hopeless... but ok I'll see you there, love. xx
J: Did your finger slip? Because you have two unnecessary letters hanging off the side of your sentence. Are you too sleepy?
H: are you joking right now?

~sorry my updates are so short