A School Day In The Life Of Nonpareil (1)

A School Day In The Life Of Nonpareil (1)

Because so much drama happens at my school, I decided to make this to show you all how unsafe and horrific my school actually is. This is just what happened today, but this is basically what my school is like every day. Enjoy reading about my terrible day at school.

published on November 06, 201469 reads 27 readers 16 not completed
Chapter 1.

The Cast Of My Life (MUST read!)

Nonpareil/Victoria - Me!

Maths Girl - This girl who is obsessed with maths. She's nice, and I sit next to her in maths, but sometimes she can be a bit annoying and overprotective. Her parents are criminals, but she's not like them. Sometimes she does weird things like stalking people.

Laughing Boy - This boy who laughs ALL THE TIME. He finds everything hilarious, and his laugh is the weirdest, funniest laugh in the world. He makes you laugh even if you don't want to.

Twerking Bat Boy - Ask me about the Twerking Bat Boy Incident if you want to know. It's a long story, but it's hilarious. Basically in a Literacy lesson he had to be a 'quickly dancing bat' and he twerked in the teacher's face. That was very funny.

Sore Arm Girl - This girl who once pretended her arm was sore so that she didn't have to do any work. She's like the REBEL of my school, and she disrupts everything. You can basically hear Break The Rules by Charli XCX in the background when she walks down the corridor.

Human Copy Machine - You may know her as Emma from my story Darkness Falls. She's this girl who copies basically EVERYTHING I do. She cuts her hair like me, wears the same shirts as me and she gets the same levels as me. She's really annoying.

Hair Colour Girl - This popular girl who changes her hair colour every month. First it was brown, then it was purple, now it's blonde.

Italian Boy - This boy who thinks he's Italian, when he actually isn't. He likes talking in a fake Italian accent and he makes fun of people a lot.

Goldfish Girl - A girl who has the memory of a goldfish. Teachers hate her for this, so she throws tables at the teachers and swears. She is even more of a rebel than Sore Arm Girl, if that's possible.

Big Girl - This girl who I'm sort of friends with who looks  Mika's character Big Girl


Now you know about all the people in my life, enjoy!
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sleepysuga
I feel so bad for you. Also, can you tell me tne Twerking Boy story?
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McDermottsAngel
Well, we were in Literacy, and we had to play a game where we pick three random words from the board and pick someone to try and act like whatever the words made. Someone chose the words 'quickly', 'dancing' and 'bat', and they picked Twerking Bat Boy to be a 'quickly dancing bat'. He started flapping his arms and twerking in the teacher's face, and everyone See More▼
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sleepysuga
Ha!
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on April 28, 2015
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on April 28, 2015
AnimatronicHeart
this off the top of awesome story!
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McDermottsAngel
It's a true story, you know. . .
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on November 25, 2014
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on November 25, 2014
Fiendish_Heathen
Wow....
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on November 25, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
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on November 08, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
What the shuck...
I honestly can't believe Hair Colour Girl. If she was at my school, she'd be suspended for sure!! :O
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McDermottsAngel
Well, at my school, kids act like that in every lesson. So nobody does anything. The pastoral mentors come to collect them, but because they misbehave so often and they go there all the time, the pastoral mentors have gotten to know them and love them.

I agree with Hair Colour Girl, though, because she basically said what I was too afraid to say.

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McDermottsAngel
Yeah. :/
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on November 06, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
It's just plain awful.
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on November 06, 2014
BlueTurkey
... Hair Color Girl seems just like me... XD
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on November 06, 2014
JeweledOwl812
That is SICKENING! Though I appreciated Hair Color Girl more than the other idiots And that Form teacher and that Literacy teacher. Horrid. Five stars!
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McDermottsAngel
Yeah. I'm siding with Hair Colour Girl, because she was brave enough to state the truth.
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on November 06, 2014
JeweledOwl812
On a side note, is "Candy Pop" Candy and the Broken Biscuits by Lauren Laverne maybe?
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McDermottsAngel
Yes, it is.
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