Wario VS Superman

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published on October 20, 201516 reads 6 readers 1 completed
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Wario VS Superman
Chapter 3.
FIGHT!

FIGHT!

Wario is riding his "Wario Bike" when suddenly, Superman flies past Wario, on his "Wario Bike". Wario falls off his "Wario Bike", and everyone started laughing at the scoundrel. Wario is getting mad, so before destroying the Toad's lives, he was going to kill Superman. Wario quickly bites down on some Garlic, and flies away. Oh, wait never mind... The Toads are dead now, thanks to Wario using his "Wario Waft" after he got his "Warioman" form. Wario quickly catches up to Superman, but Wario forgot why he was here... Wario then said to himself/said: "I'll just beat'em up, just for fun!" and "Shoulder Charges" into Superman, with enough force, to launch Superman, and Wario, on to the ground! Superman got up, and took Wario up into the sky. He took Wario into SPACE! He thought Wario couldn't breath up there, but he could, because he shows this, in his games he appears in... Superman flies down, at the speed of light! As if he were "Pile Driving" Wario...  Wario, however, has survived this much impact! He survived a plane crash! Might not be the same, but still! Wario then gets up, and turns into his "Metal Wario" form! Superman punches Wario, but turns out; "Metal Wario" is the real "Man of Steel"! Superman, was then tired, he couldn't survive because he punched "Metal Wario" so much times, he could barely keep up anymore! Wario then farts on Superman's head, and his head explodes! Who's Wario'! Just kidding, Superman's head exploded, obviously! Blood, bones, teeth, vertebrae, and brains, spewed everywhere, and slowly, did the other body parts...

K.O.!
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Straightajonah
that is soooo weird
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on October 20, 2015