my life story (1)

my life

hi my name is hinata hyuga and i enjoy flower-pressing and animal crossing. i was born into the main branch of the hyuga clan and i was meant to be the heiress but um things happened... i'll get into that later...... my parents are hiashi hyuga and i dont really have a mother for some reason idk kishimoto was a shit writer and i have a little sister named hanabi :) when i was young one of the head ninjas of the village hidden in the clouds also called kumogakure because of my family's status yeah its crazy...... i think i have some undiagnosed ptsd from that event.

so yeah i wasnt very strong as a child :( my dad pitted me against my little sister to see who was the superior child but i didnt wanna hurt my sis but she had no problem hurting me (fake ass bitch,, sorry for my language i no longer think that) and my dad was like hinata i hate you youre so weak and useless.

when i started school at the academy under iruka sensei and people were really mean because my eyes look weird (they were just jealous i have the coolest kekkei genkai lol) and because i was really quiet and shy..... there was this one cool boy (or so i thought) named naruto and i thought he was really cool because he was really stupid and always failing and just being obnoxious and stupid and constantly pulling shit (yeah i dont know what i saw either) and i thought that it was cool because even though he was really stupid he was determined to become hokage. but now that i think about it i think it was just compulsory heterosexuality.

when i graduated the academy i really really wanted to be on naruto's team but that did not happen. i was put on team 8 with kiba, who smells really bad and shino who also smells bad and had lice. my team leader was my now mom figure kurenai. she basically adopted me because my dad hated me. he didnt think i was good enough because i am weak...... homophobic ikr :/ but it was ok because my teammates were awesome and like family to me even though they were really weird. my team was the first people i feel truly cared about me.......

me and my team entered the chunin exams and for the preliminaries i saw this beaauuutifuuul and strong girl name tenten like wow. but i had to repress my gay thoughts because being gay was not cool. she was my cousin neji's teammate and i kind of wanted to ask him if he could like talk to her for me because wow,... but he hated me at the time because i was part of the bourgeoisie part of the family and he had this thing against the main family branch but um rightfully so because my branch of the family literally cursed his part of the family and killed his dad i think idk my memory kinda blurry but it was messed up and i dont condone that... and if i was neji i would feel that way because thats like messed up!!! but yeah anyways tenten was really pretty and cool even though she lost her fight, badly i still thought she was coooool. but anyways i had to fight my cousin neji and he had like this whole monologue about what i mentioned earlier and blah blah he was like youre a bourgeoisie  thats all youll ever be you want change what you are idk he was kinda goin wild AND I CRIED but basically he beat my ass and lowkey almost murdered me because i was like ihave to keep going because naruto!!! he is my nindo!!  n i had to go to the hospital i think again blurry memory. but he got his ass beat by naruto for the last part of the exam lol, and  changed his perspective so like, neji didnt hate me anymore. we're cool now shoutout to my cousin neji btw @neji.hyuga love you cuz.

after the chunin exams, or during, idk, dont remember, its been awhile, orochimaru tried to destroy our village and thethird hokage died. it was CRAZY!! and tsunade became hokage and i think thats a really big win for feminism. then sasuke went missing or something and then we had to have this whole search mission ughhh

i went with team kakashi to try to find sasuke or itachi but itachi got died and sasuke discovered the truth of his clan and was like hmm i will not respect my brothers wishes and i will join a terrorist orgsnization omg im so sick of talking about this guy this is my story not his ugh. but yeah our village got attacked aagain but this time from a guy from that terrorist group and he had a stupid name. lol. pain. but basically i almost died trying to risk my life for that stupid blonde kid..... smh. i almost died but sakura saved my life, she is a good woman.

so basically there was a war and i actually became an important character... my cousin neji died (he's not actually dead anymore his contract for the show just ended) and i grew confident and powerful..... and naruto was like wahhah and i was like dude and then he was like yeah ur right.... i will keep fighting. it was then when our romantic relationship started because he was like, i love you hinata!! and i was like ok i need to marry a man anyways to help me get over this gay ass crush on that tenten girl that barely has any character anyways. i was kind of suspicious because i couldve sworn he was in love with sasuke and the entirety of part II was just buildup to their homoerotic battle but i was like eh i cant complain. you can watch our love story in the movie 'the last: naruto the movie' but i dont really recommend it because that movie was fanfiction garbage lol. but yeah,. the story gets interesting here.

naruto and i got married had two children. one is the infamous boruto as u may know. he's a demon child and bites and i dont like him, never did he looks way too much like his stupid good for nothing father. but one of the good things that came from this was my beautiful daughter himawari who i love very much shoutout to my daughter himawari.

we were married for ummm, 12 years? or 13 i forgot, its however old boruto is and i dont really care about boruto so yeah. but basically naruto left me for that stupid sasuke and took my kids. i'll admit i was kind of sad but what can ya do... i kinda fought it i was like, naruto, i can peg u if that means you will stay. but he was like shut up fatty. i dont get it because i am not fat. the real reason i wanted him to stay was so i wouldnt have to face my.... homosexuality. in case you dont know, ive recently discovered that just like the byakugan, homosexuality is actually a kekkei genkai of the hyuga clan. weird because i thought it was only in the uchiha clan but you learn something new everyday.

my teammate kiba started telling me about these feelings he had for my cousin neji. and i was like what! gay people! eventually they ended up together and they were really cute and it really encouraged me to confront my own childhood crush... tenten... i didnt really worry if she was gay or not because her character was very gay-coded anyways. but before i did that i decided to go have intercourse with sakura because she was sasuke's husband and i wanted revenge. i recently found out that ino left sai for sakura and now ino and sakura are together so congratulations i guess...... she tastes very salty btw. but back to the story. i confessed to tenten in the middle of her failing weapon shop and it was amazing. she loved me too!! but i still identified as a straight woman.... but neji kept telling me im gay which is weird idk how he knew. it mustve been the byakugan. you cant hide anything from that dude.

i recently married tenten illegally via a cheatcode i found in some shady blogspot post. but it worked and now we are happily married! we had a beautiful ceremony in animal crossing: new horizons. and i recently won over custody of my daughter in court! me and my wife are very happy about it.

recently naruto has been harassing me and calling me fat and various racist slurs which is not very hokage-like behavior so im planning a revolution against him.

this is my life so far. hope you enjoyed. xoxo