Lose Yourshark

Lose Yourshark

A parody of Eminem's Lose Yourself except it's about the Sharkenge and the OCs in it.

published on September 147 reads 5 readers 4 not completed

LOSE YOURSHARK!!!!

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are also sweaty
140 degrees out outside
No spaghetti

Hey, Akane woke up first
Akane made the first verse
Hey, now Luigi's up second
Saying Oh My Pineapple, are pineapple's related to lemons? (Maybe)
But the potato who's buttery
He's laughing so evil
And he's challenging people
For the food in the fridge
If you lose the challenge, you'll get thrown to the sharks, get screwed up a smidge
Eminem was the first one voted out, so I guess you could say this is a solute to him
The next out was Alexa, no food for her
So then Luigi and Keinoa get fed up
With Potato, and Jaz always sped up
Like a tornado, and won the challenge

You better lose yourshark in the sharkenge
You read it, then you better go up and vote (vote)
You only get one double vote, do not miss your chance to vote
This opportunity comes once every day (Yo)
You better lose yourshark in the Sharkenge
You read it, then you better go up and vote (vote)
You only get one double vote, do not miss your chance to vote
This opportunity comes once ever day (Yo)

And now Luigi's calling the shots
He decides who gets to be voted off
Then at the polls some people storm off
Why is he making these calls at random
He's as crazy as one of those guys who try to make ransom
Keinoa and Luigi, you've turned into the very monsters you hated
Aqua Rena and Potato have only faded to black
You're back, but you're stronger
You're evil, powerful and your resume's longer
But at what cost, you're turning into the same beast like the mad scientist Buttered Potato
He made you research farts to make a tomato immortal
I mean, a pickle immortal, but they're both so ridiculous

You better lose yourshark in the sharkenge
You read it, then you better go up and vote (vote)
You only get one double vote, do not miss your chance to vote
This opportunity comes once every day (Yo)
You better lose yourshark in the Sharkenge
You read it, then you better go up and vote (vote)
You only get one double vote, do not miss your chance to vote
This opportunity comes once ever day (Yo)
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provoked.tater
and Jay kinda just
sits in the background and frowns
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Luigi25
lol
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Wasssuuupeeps
Akane woke up first
Akane made the first verse...
Dayuummm u spitting dem BARS!
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Luigi25
XD
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