The tale of dreamboat Bobert

The tale of dreamboat Bobert

This is a story for a contest, and beware! The spelling and grammar will be atrocious!

published on April 26, 201511 reads 8 readers 6 not completed

Te tl f drmbt Bbrt

Ar stry bgns at te bgnnin. Ter whuns wuz a boy nmd Bbrt. Bbrt wuz a cnublistk wrm. He wuz a vry hndsm wrm. Hs gd Lks gt hym teh atnshun ov a vry prty grl. Hr nam wuz Jsmin. Evryon lvd Jsmin by sh wuz a cmplt mrn. Sh coodnt evn doo 2+2. Sh wuz zoopr whiney nd anoyin. Bt sh lvd Bbrt. Nfortnatly, Bbrt's mum dint aproov ov ter luv. By nvrthls, tey gt mrried. Fter ter scnd nite ov beein mrreed, dey desid 2 hv kds. 2 days later, day did. Nod Bbrt at dem bs Jsmin n on glp. Teh end!
Xsept… it wuznt. Bbrt ten mrfed ntoo an llama w/ a hrn. He frted a rnbow and glloped ov ntoo S.P.A.C.E. (Super pretty alpaca Canadian enterprises) wr he mt a vry prty alpca nd kdnppd hr. Ten day throo a big partee nd drnk blud. Fter dat day hd sxofons play lood musik. Den Bbrt wntd mr kds soh dey had dem. Bbrt den ate de sxofons and frted a gldn rnbow and glloped ov on it, tkin hs wf wit hm. Bbrt den trnd ntoo n Lpca nd hs wf ate him. Dn seh rd f ntoo deh snset nd trned ntoo n evil dmonic mnstr nd dstroyd teh wrld.

TEH END!
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AnimePup
Awesomeness!!!
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on April 27, 2015
ELINAviolets
That my friend... WZ AZOM XD
U WR VRY IN 2 IT, ZO AZOM INLDID XP
(you were very into it, so awesome indeed)
hope you win ^-^
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The_Demigod_Timelord_Wizard
Aww thanks! I'm not exactly a great writer, but at school I just create the most random thing I can. The hardest part is really the spelling.
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ELINAviolets
Well we'll see X#3 but thnx, your now oficially gonna be the first one to take it XD I'm only done with 25% but I'll send it to you when It's ready ^-^
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on April 27, 2015
The_Demigod_Timelord_Wizard
Ah. Well, I expect that it'll be the best CP quiz out there!
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on April 26, 2015
ELINAviolets
Then this should have bin easy 4 you right?
I'm not writing in this competition since I'm 2 busy with a creepy-pasta quiz, so success with the competition ^-^
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