Reasons I AM the number one Harry Potter fan on this website

Reasons I AM the number one Harry Potter fan on this website

This is my list (which is so long it won't ever be finished) of why I am the #1 fan in the world of Harry Potter and I will always be the #1 fan forever.

published on August 2613 reads 12 readers 12 not completed

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-I blame the nargles
-I make my own hp references (I make them very weasley)
-I stand in my empty fire place and tell diagonilly
-I have spaz attacks and clutch my forehead and scream in pain
-I have random HP parties with my friends
- I watch all the HP marathons with no sleep and I watch them live
-I have 20 wands
-my entire room is decorated and covered in posters, 4 cardboard cutouts
-I've been to Harry Potter world 4 times
-I own every single Harry Potter related book written by jk Rowling
-I've been sorted on bothe ilvermorny and Hogwarts
-I've read the ilvermorny story
-I've read the books 21 times
-I live and breath Harry Potter
-I've finished all years on Harry Potter Lego 3 times 100% done (This is why I have no life)
-I actually can read the books in 25 minutes
-I can reference/quote the exact wording at anytime from any book
-I know 98% of the wizard ing world facts that jk Rowling has released
-I didn't get the cursed child at exactly midnight because I preordered it and Amazon screwed it up so I got it a day late but that wasn't my fault
-I do stalk jk Rowling's profile and I spam her a lot asking for more Harry Potter
-I also creep along pottermore and I'm on it 24/7
-my only life goal is to meet the jk Rowling and all I ever think about is HP
-I have 3 of the very original copies and I'm saving up for another
-I stalk Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Bonnie Write, Tom Felton, Alan Rickman (even tho he's dead)
-when I'm bored I got outside in my robes and walk around
-I give socks to bald people
-I make HP references 24/7
-I say hi Snape to lots of guys with long black hair
-I sharpie a dark mark on my arm and a scar on my head
-I go on muggle.net, leakycauldron.com, myhogwarts.com
-I've had pottermore since 2012
-I say alohamora when I open any door or thing, is say accio before I pick anything up, I say aguimente when I fill a bathtub or glass of water, when we start the fire place I say incendio, when I'm lazy and I make my brother do something for me I say imperio, I say avada kedavra before I kill any bug
-I named my pet snake nagini
-I follow the spiders
-I make unbreakable vows with my sister instead of promising
-I eat a leaf and then jump into a pool (gillyweed duh!)
-"aCHO CHANG"
- "turn to page 394"
-go in the shower with an egg and see if it sings to me
-"study for my OWLS
-run into platform 9 3/4 at train stations with my robes and trolley
-ask people where platform 9 3/4 is
- go to the bathroom and open the chamber of secrets --duel with my friends
- I randomly yell "YOUR A WIZARD HARRY!"
-every time there is cake I say "recon i might have sat on it but it should taste just the same"
-I ride around on my broom
-I play quidditch with my friends
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Comments (12)

Hogwarts_Huntress
I can't argue with this. No one can.
BUT GUESS WHAT: I got a puppy a few weeks ago, and me and my sister were arguing over the name. He had black fur, so me and my mom wanted to name him Sirius, but my sister said no and I'm still mad at her. I know, nothing much, but oh well. I thought I could just share that.
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on August 27
Star_Butterfly_And_Smokey_Quartz
Never
this is weasley bad
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on August 26
blurryirony
WHO READ THE CURSED CHILD FIRST PLEASE REMIND ME I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN
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ILiveInAPineapple
MAYBE U DID BUT IT WASNT MY FAULT AND I WOULD HAVE IF IT WERENT FOR AMAZON!!! WHO PREORDERED IT IN JANUARY THO? UH ME!
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blurryirony
Truu! My fren's uncle lives on the same street as her and I'm like eXCUSE ME
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on August 26
ILiveInAPineapple
Lol... I was keeping it cool on the outside but on the inside I was screaming at the top of my lungs. Now if those ppl were the first cast of Hp they'd think I was a psychopath and really scary and if that were jk Rowling I'd just pass out.
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blurryirony
I think the actors where to creeped out by my massive fangirling to talk to me
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on August 26
ILiveInAPineapple
Me too. I saw it twice actually and got the signatures of Hermione and albus
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on August 26
blurryirony
I saw the play
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blurryirony
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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blurryirony
NEVER
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ILiveInAPineapple
FOREVER!!!
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