The Prank Call!
(I will be doing role playing stuff in here so yah xD)Me: I'm borrrred ...
Friend: Same, wanna prank call?
Me: YASSSSSSS! THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO!
Friend: *Grabs her phone*
Me: Hmm .... My mom had an unknown call today, maybe we can call that person since we can't think of any other numbers?
Friend: Ok. :P
Me: *Runs to my mom to ask for phone*
Me: Mom, can I have your phone?
Mom: Why?
Me: Because I'm dying of boredom!
Mom: Ok. *Hands phone to me*
Me: *Smirks and walks off* Thank you love you xD
Friend: *Dials number and calls*
Unknown person: *Answers*
Me: *Snickering*
Unknown person: Hello? Who is this?
Friend: *Starts speaking gibberish* foklsfpdkpeoskfdoefkcfffidkpd PIGS
Unknown person: Excuse me, what did you say?
Friend: I was speaking French ...
Me: More like gibberish ...
Friend: *Puts up a quiet signal to me*
Me: Fine ... -.-
Unknown person: So, where do you live?
Friend: Um ... How old are you?
Unknown person: 35
Friend: *Eyes widen* RAPIST! AN OLD HORNY RAPIST!
Me: *Cracking up*
Unknown person: No I'm not.
Friend: THEN HOW COME YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE WE LIVE?! Oh wait ... Are you a fan? *Smirks*
Unknown person: What? No. I don't even know you!
Me: *Whispers: pass it to me!*
Friend: *Passes phone to me*
Me: Oh I'm sorry about that, that was my daughter.
Unknown person: It's fine.
Me: Now please stalker, leave us alone and don't try to rape us. Have a goodnight! *Hangs up*
Friend: Wow ... Rapists these days huh? xDDDD
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you has the guts to pull that off ;3
So there was this guy who kept calling me, then texted me "you are worse than your mom at picking up the phone"
I didn't even know him so I responded with these random Japanese characters
I hope he felt really awkward m(_ _)m