Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

Lunar Eclipse

Alex got out of bed looking like pure shit. She had extremely dark circles around her eyes and had hair that looked like a family of possums lived in it. Her room was as trashed as her office except clothes were strewn about instead of papers and books. Her bedsheets were stained badly with wine and the blankets looked like a heap of trash. Speaking of trash, there was wine bottles and broken glass everywhere here as well.
Alex sighed and carelessly walked over to the window across from her bed stepping on a couple pieces of glass but not noticing the pain. She pulled back her thick black velvet curtains and hissed as she was blinded by sunlight. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them wide...It was almost noon and she was supposed to fight Skylar today.
"Motherfúcking shit fúck, I gotta look presentable in like five seconds or South is gonna act all smug about this!", Alex exclaimed with a pissed tone. She quickly brushed her hair and opened her closet and looking for a box that was shoved in the far back corner. The box contained her war uniform which was a white long sleeved vest with matching pants and black combat boots. "I never thought I'd have to use these...", Alex mumbled starting to put them on. After she got dressed she brushed her teeth and ran to the train station so she could get to the center of Narnia where the castle is and where one of the Narnians would meet their doom.