Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

One Angry Big Bruder

Andrea sat in her tent sharpening her sword as her men were unpacking their supplies outside. They had walked a full night through a blizzard, and we're now at the base of a mountain inside a large cave. Once the sword was sharp enough to her liking, she tested it out by throwing an apple into the air to slice. Her sword went right through the apple as if it were softened butter. Outside Andrea suddenly heard a scream and an angry voice yelling in another language.
Andrea poked her head out of her tent and saw Ludwig holding one of her men off the ground. "I don't know German.", the soldier squeaked out helplessly. "I said where is Northern Narnia!", Ludwig screamed in the soldiers face. Andrea slinked out of her tent and casually strolled over to Ludwig. "What do you need Germany?", she asked in her monotonous voice. Ludwig dropped the soldier on the ground and shoved Andrea hard to the ground, "Where's Gilbert", Ludwig yelled at her. Andrea blinked a couple times and wiped some spit from Ludwig off her face, "He's in the medical tent, much to my displeasure.", She said pointing in the direction of the tent. Ludwig stomped in the direction of the tent and flung open the flap.
Andrea sighed softly and pulled herself off the ground as Ludwig stomped back out with Gilbert slung over his shoulder. He marched straight to Andrea and punched her in the stomach, once she fell to the ground he kicked her over and over. Andrea was coughing and sputtering blood, but other than that showed no concern about the attack. Once Ludwig was satisfied he turned and marched through the snow holding Gilbert bridal style now.