Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

April Fool's

So like Andrea is a bitch. But she's a boss ass bitch. So she ran up to Prussia and stabbed him with a knife. But instead of dying you know what happened to that hot ass motherfúcking awesome Prussian bitch? Gilbirds started flowing out of him instead of blood. Andrea looked at him like what the literal hell is fückin going here. Then she was about to turn and walk away and be like fúck this shit I'm out. When Simone rose from the dead like sup bitches I heard you all were talking some shit. So Andrea was all like okay what the literal fúck?
I just killed your punk ass pile of shit looking ass in motherfúcking battle but you are standing here yapping your trap like you never fückin died. Andrea then looked at Prussia like and I just stabbed you in your fücking chest but these little yellow birds are spouting out of you like a fücking volcano or some shit like wtf. Prussia then was somehow in just an apron and bunny ears and began to twerk on Simone. She shrieked get that ass off me you wierd bitch. So Prussia then started twerking on Andrea who just stood there like what the literal fúck give me death please. Simone just stared like what the literal hell am I witnessing.