Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

Never Surrender

Alex was currently marching her troops through a large field of wheat and realized that she had fled the wrong way into the southern part of Narnia. "Jesus fúck we are only a little bit in the South and this heat is killing me.", Alex complained to Prussia. She was exhausted from walking about three miles and made a mental note to get herself a horse when this was all over. Prussia was uncomfortable from the heat as well and pulled at his shirt collar to loosen it. Alex looked back and saw her troops were faltering as well and she sighed and said everyone could take a break and get hydrated and eat.
It was now the late afternoon since the previous battle had lasted the whole morning. Alex took a swig of water from her black canteen that had a white moon on it and took a bite out of a piece of bread. Prussia sat next to her silently eating an apple. Alex saw her troops were extremely discouraged and she decided to try to raise their moral since more troops wouldn't arrive to their location till tomorrow. She shoved the rest of the bread in her mouth and stood on top of a couple boxes of grenades.
"Attention everyone! I know we may seem like we are in a vulnerable position right now, though granted we really are until the troops I've called for arrive. We cannot give up! If the South's troops marched here right now we will fight them with all our strength and show them just how strong the north is! We are from the north and we are the strongest! We work in mines all day and do the most physical labor! The south just grows a bunch of crops and let's the machines do their work! We will never surrender to the south because we are stronger than them! We are smarter than them! We want this freedom more than them! We are Narnia not them!", Alex yelled and the soldiers cheered now very motivated to fight. Alex smiled glad that her troops weren't about to ruin this shit for her. The sun started to sink below the horizon and they set up camp and some of the soldiers turned in for the night.