Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

Northern Narnia and Southern Narnia are best friends who always get along...Or so they thought. After a disagreement they soon find themselves waging war on each other to become seperate countries. They want independence wether it's by signing a paper or killing the other.

published on January 20, 20176 reads 1 reader 0 not completed
Chapter 1.
You Take the Moon

You Take the Moon

Alex sighed to herself as she walked into her office and saw a mountain of paperwork on her desk. "This is the worst damned part about being a country", she said as she sat down in her chair and began to work. "Okay yeah sure more money to cemeteries...Oh hell no don't declare war on Russia...No don't nuke Italy",she mumbled to herself as she sifted through the papers quickly not really caring to read the whole thing.
She stopped working when she heard a knock on her door. Breathing a sigh of relief she quickly opened the door to see Skylar standing there holding a plate of cookies. "Oh thank god dude I was doing work and I felt like I was gonna die from starvation", Alex said taking the plate of cookies and sitting on the couch in the corner of her office. "You know those cookies could've not been for you", Skylar said teasingly, crossing her arms and watching the white haired girl scarf down the cookies. Alex just rolled her eyes and handed her back the now empty plate," Well I knew they were for me, now excuse me while I avoid doing my work by looking at memes.", Alex said pulling out her phone and opening iFunny.
"Dude you should keep up on your paperwork more that is a huge ass stack", Skylar said looking concerningly at the massive mountain of papers. "Says the person who's office is so packed with papers she can barely walk in the room.", Alex retorted while momentarily looking up from her memes. "....Anyways guess what, the king told me today that the south has become number four in exports!", Skylar said happily. "You mean Narnia has become the fourth largest in exports, not just the south.", Alex replied glancing at Skylar as she said, "Well most of our money from exports does come from the south since we are more agriculturally based". Alex scowled at Skylar and irritatedly said," Dude the south and north are the same country, we are Narnia together so it means together we became number four, sure the south grows more but the north contributes as much as the south does". Skylar apologized though Alex doubted that she actually meant it.
*I wish she'd stop saying things like that because it makes the north seem like shit but I doubt she will since she brags all the time* Alex thought to herself following Skylar into the kitchen to try (but be kicked out) and help with dinner.
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