The Sharkenge #4

EATING LOTS OF CRAP

Buttered Potato: For the eating challenge, you shall be eating hot dogs.
Cartman: This is my kind of challenge. OOOHHH YEAH.
Scarlett: Of course it's your kind of challenge, Cartman, you're as fat as a walrus.
Hewkii: ...........!!!!! ........!
Cartman: Shut up, Hewkii. I don't need protection. I'm gonna win this challenge anyway.
Buttered Potato: 3, 2, 1 GOOOOOOOO

Cartman: *Eats all of the hot dogs* Done.
Scarlett: What the-
Cartman: Showed you. Ha! Ha! I'm better than you! You're gonna di-ie!
Scarlett: *Groans*
Hewkii: .........

Derp: Hewkiiz, hurryz upz! I'm gonna continuez eatin my dirtz cake!
Hewkii: ..........
Derp: What?! Thiz isn't DIRTZ CAKEZ?! I'm not eatinz thiz.

Luigi: Okay, come on, Keinoa. Let's skip this challenge to work on the ladder again.
Keinoa: Got it, Luigi. We gotta put an end to this madness.
Luigi: Okay, we just gotta make sure Buttered Potato doesn't see us...
Keinoa: It's okay, we'll be as sneaky as ninjas.
Luigi: *Walks across sneakily*
Keinoa: *Walks across sneakily*
Luigi: Hey, that was easy.
Keinoa: Yea-*Gets a splinter* OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buttered Potato: *gasp* Luigi! Keinoa! Were you gonna try to escape?!
Luigi: Um....no?
Buttered Potato: Grrr....that's it. *Breaks ladder into pieces*
Luigi: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! That was our only hope!!!
Buttered Potato: Not anymore. You're going into the confiscation closet.
Keinoa: What?
Buttered Poato: *Locks Keinoa and Luigi in the confiscation closet*
Keinoa: Oh, no. We're gonna die in here!
Luigi: This is hopeless. Wait! Pikachu's in here! Maybe he could help us!

Jay: My gosh, how am I gonna eat this? Oh, I now. *Summons portal*
Jay: *Throws all of hot dogs in portal and closes portal* Done.
Buttered Potato: Well, I guess I did just say you have to finish your food first, not eat it, so I guess that actually counts.
Jay: Alright!

Buttered Potato: Okay, the challenge is finished. Good job on winning, Cartman.
Cartman: Kewl! Yeah, respect my autoritah.