Toastqueen goes to the circus

clownin around

Toastqueen had just finished writing his Tumblr forum about MAP pride when he heard a buzz from his phone. There was a discount on tickets to Estella's Sexy Circus™!! That circus was rumored to be the hottest place in town, all the cool kids went there! Just for the low price of 10 Estella bucks, Toastqueen could see just what they had in store.

---

Toastqueen set his ticket in front of the women at the entry stand. He had bought a VIP pass for a few extra Estella bucks, meaning he could get free pretzel sticks. The girl at the stand eyed him up and down. "You look like somebody who's never heard of David Bowie's piss and cum fridge," she said with a dead serious look. Toastqueen wasn't particularly sure how to respond to that. "I- um- wait what." She rolled her eyes and stamped his ticket. "Nevermind just go."

Toastqueen stepped inside, and it was incredible. Bright colors, tempting food stands, clowns, homestuck kinnies, danganronpa kinnies, posters of Estella and Webkinz advertisements. Rock Lee was there. Who could ask for more! Toastqueen was just so overwhelmed with excitement.

Rushing to grab his free pretzel sticks, Toastqueen hurried to stands. He didn't want to miss the introduction! As he sat down, the lights started to dim. A spotlight shone on the one and only Estella. Everyone screamed for her, but not half as loud as Estella's wife. Which made sense. "Thank you all for coming out here tonight," Estella said. Someone fainted. "We have a show that's so juicy it's almost on par with my ass." There was no beating around the bush, with a wave of her hand the show had started.

So many things happened at once it's hard to put it in order. There was fire and undertale music. The chick who stamped Toastqueen's ticket earlier stepped out and introduced herself as Brea. She proceeded to give a lecture about David Bowie's piss and cum fridge- while accompanied by someone named Sam who stood on a tall ladder to look down on people condescendingly. The homestuck kinnies balanced on tight ropes thinner than their emotional stability, a clown recited the communist manifesto (a comedic classic), Rock Lee was passing out shirts, and just too much more to list.

Toastqueen had such a good day. "Wow", he said to himself, "This was almost as fun as sexualizing an 8 year old boy."