Will the Real Akane Hiriyama Please Stand Up Please Stand Up (Get it? XD)
Keinoa: Okay, we gotta find the real Akane Hiriyama. Beginning in 3, 2, 1 GO! Our searchers for the real Akane will be...SEARCHERS -
Keinoa
Luigi
Hewkii
Aqua Rena
Hewkii: .......
Keinoa: Great idea, Hewkii. We'll talk to every one of them to find out who's the real Akane.
Iris: Doo doo doo da dooo
Aqua Rena: Iris, I just need to ask you if y-a-aa-a-ACHOOOOOOO!!!!!
Iris: .........
Aqua Rena: SHE DIDN'T SAY BLESS YOU! THAT'S THE REAL AKANE!!!
Iris: No, I just genuinely hate people. Nothing against you, but yeah, I defy you. But you're probably a great person. I just hate your living guts.
Aqua Rena: Oh.
Keinoa: Hey Piggy...would you like some lima beans?
Piggy: No. I hate lima beans.
Keinoa: *gasp* HE DIDN'T SAY NO THANK YOU!!!!! SEIZE HIM!!!!
Piggy: Dude, I just don't like saying thank you. I'm not Akane.
Keinoa: Oh.
Aqua Rena: Hey, now that I think about it, pretty much everyone in this group is a total jerk. We'll never find the Real Akane.
Derp: Yaz. Prettyz muchz.
Hewkii: ........
Derp: Heyz! Hewkiiz is rightz! The onlyz nice peoplez herez are Keinoaz and Opalz!
Aqua Rena: Hey...Derp's right!!!
Keinoa: Umm...*gulp* What are you suggesting?
Opal: Yeah! And I'm eating chocolate with my Pikachu!!!
Keinoa: WHA-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Gets tied up with Opal*
Opal: This is crazy!!! I NEED TO BE WITH MY PIKACHU OR I'LL GO CRAZY IN 5 SECONDS!!! 4, 3, 2, 1...BOOGOOLALALALALALALALA LOLLIPOPS TASTE AMAZING IN NEW ZEALaND FOR M Y POOPY WOOPY
Scarlett: Huh...Opal is getting so crazy, he might just be possessed...
Derp: Noz. I thinkz itz Keinoaz.
Keinoa: Ha ha ha. Don't be silly. It's not me.
Hewkii: ......
Iris: Hewkii's right. There's only one test to make sure. *Shows Keinoa a cross* AKANE BE OUT! AKANE BE OUT!
*Keinoa raises from the chair like in the Exorcist*
Keinoa: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OF COURSE I AM AKANE YOU DIMWITTED FOOLS. KEINOA IS IN MY BODY WITH NO MEMORIES EXCEPT FOR SOME OF MY HAPPIER ONES, AND I POSSESSED HIM!!!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I SHALL NOW LEAVE YOU ALL, AS I SHOULD OF IN THE FIRST PLACE. BUT BE WARNED, IN A FEW HUNDRED YEARS, I'LL BE BACK TO ENGULF THE EARTH IN A BALL OF FLAMES. MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA....*Disappears*
Derp: Huhz...WHO WANTZ DIRTZ CAKE?!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!! PARTY!!!!
Jaz: But how will we decide who gets eliminated?
Jay: Eh, just let Luigi peck us all in the hand, and whoever gets pecked the most doesn't get up for elimination.
Derp: Finez with mez.
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I’m so proud of my phsycopathic lil bitch
Omg I’m dead ?
This is written too well ?