Tho most aCcuRATe BlooRenaBreLinky ever.

It was a Ny00m0liCI0uZZZ day and Bloo, Bree, R’ena, And Linky play dREsz ups. What happens next? Oof.

published on November 17, 201714 reads 4 readers 0 not completed
Chapter 1.

1

“pOPPO”
“dAMNYIBT BLOO!1!1!2!!12
Bloo had pOPPOed a condom balloon right over R’ena ‘s head, waking her up and making her A N G E R Y.
She raised her baseball bat and CONKED him over the BLOONDED HEAD.
“oWWW R’ENIS” Bloo eHINED, clutching his noggin nut in pain.
“dONT EVER POPPO ME AGAIN BLOO OR YOUR ASS IS GRASS.”
“k”
“aAAAAAAAAAAA”
“bBBBBBBBBBBB”
R’eba and Bloo nyoomed into the other room to find Bree and Linky being iDIOBs again. Bree, Who was dressed up as Hitler, was cONKING Linky with a pillow.
She yoinked up and grabbed a spray bottle labelled ‘gAZZZZ’
“BLOO THE JOO I WILL GAZ UUU”
“sCREM” Bloo scremed and sOOERNYOOMED away.
“hOINKHOINKHOINK”
“o no u HAV MICOPLASMOOK PNUNONOBIA”
“feck “
“languge”
“tHE ONLYY COOR FOR mICOPLASMOOK PNUNONOBIA is FUCC”
“k.”
*licc*
*licc*
*suc*
*succ*
*nUT*
“clean it up”
*licc*
dam it u hav pnunobia agin
“more fuk “
“no”
“y”
“your boob milk has pneumonia.”
“uh oh”
“yumi “
They nYOOMED AWAY and sUDDENLI SLUTTY SLUTS
BUT THEY KANKLED THEM AND MADE ADRI TOAST
“uh oh”
“wot “
“linki is pregonant”
“o noes”
“102.9 babies”
“this is why we spit and not swallow.”
“thats a thermomomomtr u hANKERCHEEF”
“no it’s a lreganancy test “
“il git u koff drop”
“i have a cough drop fetish”
“me too”
“oh wow.”
bloo made pancocks.
“is that koff syrupp “
“it yumi”
bloo nYOINKED the pancocks
“fuk u bloo.”
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