Diaries of a dork

What if!?!

4:45p.m. (Same day)
I can’t bear all of this stress so I will wait. Wait for Chloe and Zoey to PICK UP THEIR PHONES! When they finally do, I will do what I usually do when I am stressed out….. SAY NOTHING. I am not being sarcastic! Usually when I am stressed I don’t speak when I call Chloe and Zoey but they know it’s me….DUH!!!! When I finally got ahold of Chloe 1st of all she said Zoey had to go somewhere and 2nd of all she told me something that would haunt me for the rest of my life if my parents stay friends with Greg’s parents. Makenzie Hollister is cousins with GREG HEFLEY!!!!!!! But the worst part was that she was coming over for dinner too because her parents went to LA for 3 weeks so she had to stay with the Hefley’s! But that wasn’t the last of it! Since Victoria is dating Rodrick and Rodrick is related to Greg, if they get married then me and Makenzie Hollister will be related!!!!! This is awful! But I feel worse for Makenzie’s little sister (Brat Jr.).  Family photo
Family photo

I can’t BELIEVE this happened to ME!!! This is horrible and it is all thanks to my mom! She picks the wrong friends all the time! I can’t take it anymore!!! Maybe I will make her a profile on friends.come?!?


Make a friend today on friends.com!

Name: NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS
Address: STOCK MUCH?
Phone Number: OMG CALLING THE COPS!
Hobbies: Why to follow her?
Facts about you (Job .e.t.c.): OMG STOP!
Email Address: 911! 911!

But then again i don’t think it’s right for my mom.

So if this was going to happen right before MY eyes I think I should deal with it!

I know something that will make Rodrick run and his family and nobody will know it’s me.
But it is TOP SECRET and I can’t even tell you Diary!
But let’s just say Rodrick will run like a “Rat” is “chasing” him out the door.

This will be fun but I wish that I wouldn’t have to plan anything because if my plan goes wrong well
#RATSPOO

HAHAHAHAHAHA..ha…
Well you will get my humor tonight when everything WORKS!

I am so ready to WIN this thing and by win I mean rock this thing! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE