My Favourite Songs (1)

Terrance & Phillip - Uncle F*cker

[Terrance]
You'd f*ck your uncle!

[Phillip]
You'd f*ck YOUR uncle!

[Terrance]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker,
You're a c*ck-sucking, ass-licking uncle f*cker!
You're an uncle f*cker, yes it's true,
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you!

[Phillip]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker,
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cker!
You don't eat, or sleep, or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long!

[Terrance farts]

[Phillip]
Hm!

[The boys keep farting along a street]

[T&P]
Ahahahahaha!

[Patrol Guard]
What's going on here?

[More farting]

[Female in audience]
What garbage...

[Male in audience]
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.

[Now the Patrol Guard is farting]

[Crowd]
F*cker, f*cker,
Uncle f*cker, uncle f*cker,
Uncle, f*cker...

[T&P]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker!
(Uncle f*cker!)
You're a boner-biting b*st*rd, uncle f*cker!

[Terrance]
You're an uncle f*cker, I must say!

[Phillip]
Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday!

[T&P
HAHAHA!
Uncle f*cker,
That's U-N-C-L-E
F*CK YOU!

[All]
UNCLE F*CKEEEEEEEEER!

[Terrance]
Suck my balls!