My Favourite Songs (1)

Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's a Bitch (from South Park)

(Cartman)
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault

(Kyle)
Shut up Cartman!

(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-

(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!

(Cartman)
WELL!

(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
WELL!

(Kyle)
I'm warning you!

(Cartman)
OK, OK!

(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

(Cartman)
Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

(Kyle)
Shut your f*cking mouth, Cartman!

(Cartman)
On Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
(WOOOOOO!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world,
it might go a little bit something like this

(Chinese, French, Dutch and African children sing)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(Crowd gasps)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,

(Stan)
Err, Cartman!

(Cartman)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinking bitch!
Big, old, fat f*cking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

What?
(Cartman turns round)
Oh, f*ck!