The Sharkenge #6

Set Up Camp

Derp: Wowz, Hewkiiz. Youz makez the bez tent I've ever seenz.
Hewkii: ........... ............., .......... ............. ..........., ....................
Derp: Interestingz.
Luigi: And the camping begins now!!! Bear attack!!!!
Keinoa: *Lets a bear out*
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Luigi: Oh, dear lord.

Iris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*gets eaten by bear*
Euro: Wow, that was fast.
Luigi and Keinoa: *Run over to tent*
Keinoa: Okay, we can maybe roast a marshmallow really hot and then throw it at the bear.
Luigi: SURVIVAL BABY!
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home! *Walks out of tent* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*dies*
Electra: Why don't I exactly miss him?
Cyra: Hey, wait a minute! I could like turn into a weapon and we could all try to attack the bear!
Aqua Rena: You know, I could just make a spell and get rid of the-
Jay: Quiet, Rena! We're making a plan! Gosh.
Aqua Rena: *Groans*

Cyra: *Turns into a mace*
Opal: *Grabs Cyra*
Solar Flare: I am calculating 17,000 possibilities of how to defeat said bear. 1 is the idea of attacking the bear with Cyra. 2 is throwing a marshmallow at bear. 3 is-
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Solar Flare: *Gets clawed by bear*
Akane: To be honest, I didn't want to listen to 17,000 things said robotic-ally anyway.

(Tons of camping later)

Luigi: Congratulations, campers! We made it!
Keinoa: Um....Luigi...
Luigi: *Looks around* Hmmm...everyone's dead except Aqua.
Aqua Rena: Yeah, because I actually used my brain and defeated the bear with a spell.
Luigi: Well, get to reviving. We have elimination scheduled for tomorrow.
Aqua Rena: *sigh* Why do I have to clean up all of the messes around here?