Fight!
Trump was riding in his limo, Cruz was on Air Canada, Rubio was running to the debate stage... And Kasich was just there.Trump: You guys are screwed!
Cruz: Just like you four bankruptcies?
Trump: F**k you, Cruz!
Trump called his Trump airliner pilot. And told him to go get Trump Tower and bring it to the debate stage.
Cruz: What the Canadian s**t are you doing?!
Trump: TRUST me, it's good...
The pilot dropped the Trump Tower, and it crushed Cruz.
Trump: With Ted we're dead! Oh wait, he's dead!
Rubio: *Whispers* Come on Rubio you've waited all day... *Whispers*
Kasich comes in and punches Rubio in the face.
Trump: Thanks! Why'd you do that?
Kasich: So I could f**k you up!
Trump then calls the pilot to grab all of his children and ex-wives to drop on Kasich.
Kasich: Oh(io) no.
All the kids rain down, however, they all splat on the ground. Trump grabs a gun and points it at Kasich.
Kasich: Put that gun down or else...
Trump: Or what?
Kasich punches Trump in the face and takes of Trump's toupee and then wacks him with it. Trump fell of the debate stage and misfires the gun hitting his ex-wife (Ivana) in the head. Trump broke his neck and his orange head.
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