The SHARKENGE
Akane: Oh my gosh, what happened?!Luigi: Oh my pineapple, there must have been a Tsunami!
Alexa: I'm sorry, I don't know that.
Piggy: Shut up, Alexa! Ughh...what are we gonna do now?!
Luigi: I don't know. We only have enough food and water to last for three hundred years.
Piggy: Three hundred years?! Okay then, we're saved! We'll just survive on the food and water we have left.
Buttered Potato: I don't think so. We must complete our experiments on the pickle!
Luigi: Potato, that's ridiculous. There's no point in trying to complete the pickle experiment since we're trapped in this building.
Buttered Potato: Luigi, this experiment is important. I WILL NOT LET YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT.
Dorky: Duhhhhhhhh
Piggy: Shut up, Dorky!
Dorky: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Piggy: *Hits Dorky on the head with a frying pan*
Buttered Potato: We must continue the experiment!!!!
Aqua Rena: Shut up or I'll raise Frankenstein from the dead and eat your brains.
Buttered Potato: I don't have any brains, I'm a potato.
Aqua Rena: Oh yeah...but still!
Buttered Potato: Well, if you all feel this way, then none of us will make it out of here.
Luigi: What do you mean?
Buttered Potato: Oh, you'll see...YOU'LL ALL SEE...
Aqua Rena: What are you talking about?
Buttered Potato: *Takes all of the food and water out of the fridge and dumps it into the ocean*
Luigi: YOU IDIOT!!! Now we only have enough food and water for a few days!!!
Buttered Potato: Not if we ration it out. We'll do it the humane way. I'll make a challenge and whoever wins gets the food and water they need. Whoever loses gets thrown to the sharks.
Luigi: How is that humane?
Buttered Potato: First challenge, you must read my mind.
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