Pikaboi266 x female reader

Confession pt 1

I woke up and blushed immediately. What a perverted lil’ sleeper! I saw Pikaboi sleeping with his head rested in my chest! Are my breasts that soft? I don’t really wanna wake him, he’s sleeping so peacefully. But he’s legit using my boobs as a pillow.  Bruh moment. I quickly swapped my chest with an actual pillow and sat up. I walked to the kitchen to see if there were any snacks. I’m starving. I found a few poke puffs. Are these actually edible for humans. I didn’t want to risk it but they looked so good. All I could see were poke puffs and
malasadas. And uncrustables. I took one. They didn’t look too old. Expiration date. Last week, not gonna kill me. I unwrapped it and I got a horrible smell whoosh into my face. “UGH!!!!” My face turned dark green. I’ve smelled glooms better than that! Pikaboi came into the kitchen all green. “Why are you eating rotten food?” He asked disgusted. “I’m not eating it I’m just hungry.” He looked weird at me, “Well rotten food won’t satisfy that!” He grabbed a cookie out of the cabinet, “Eat this instead!” I didn’t see that in the cabinet but I took it any way. “Thanks! And why were you laying on my chest area earlier?” I asked. “U-umm.......well....uh....”