Random Jokes and Riddles

Random Jokes

Q1. Why can't u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    A1. Because the "P" is silent.   :)
    
    Q2. How do stars go to the bathroom?
    A2. They twinkle!!!!!!     :-)3

     Q3. Why did the tissue dance?
     A3. Because it had a little boggie in it!!!!!!

     Q4. What do you call hashbrowns plaing tag?
     A4. #HASHTAG!!!!!
     
     Q5. What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
     A5. A palm tree!                                                 
       
     Q6. Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo BEEP BEEP! (That one was stupid so it makes ppl laugh.)
      
     Q7. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Why are you crying?

     Q8. Knock knock. Who's there? Hiss. Hiss who? Make up your mind. Are you a snake or an owl?

      Q9. What has two gray legs and two brown legs?
      A9. An elephant with diarrhea!

                                Kind of a Riddle
    Q1. There was a one story house, and every thing in it was polka dotted.
          The lamp, the clothes, the couch, the carpet,  the fan, everything.
          What were the color of the stairs?
     A1. There were no stairs it was a one story house!!!!!