k-mart? More like cringe-mart amiright

k-mart >:((((

K-mart. Bitch ass k-mart. man lemme tell y’all this, I went to k-mart’s house and it’s fυckin gross. So I met the guy on gindr yea, and thought, “oh he’s kinda ugly but like in an endearing way” so I decided I’ll hook up with him. Big fυckin mistake my guys. So I get to his house and on the outside it’s not too bad. Had all these garden gnomes and it looked like your stereotypical grandma house and idk about y’all but imma slut for grandma houses. So I knock on the door and he opens it like, immediately and goes “hey sexy boy i’m k-mart ;).” like, no shit you're k-mart but ok. So I go in and the smell of condensed aged cum hits me like a motherfυcker. I should’ve backed out from that alone but I was pretty horny so I wasn’t thinking clearly. There were only a few working lights in his house and they’re all either dim or flickering. Also I think it’s worth mentioning that these aren’t lightbulbs, it’s like the lights you see in a highschool classroom. The carpet was real squishy and reeked of dog piss. That prompted me to ask k-mart if he had a dog and he told me he had like 4 but it doesn’t matter cuz he’s about to rail my lil twink body into dust. That statement made me firmly distracted from his collection of cum jars filled with animal crossing amiibos. Then he opened the door to his bedroom. Dear. Fυcking. Lord. Y’all know that scene from Se7en where they find the guy tied to the bed? Yea it was like that minus the guy tied to the bed. Cheap air fresheners trying to their hardest to rid the room of the smell of what could’ve been a rotting body, piss bottles piled in every corner, anime body pillows blackened with ages of cum, a plain mattress that i’m pretty sure some died on, the list goes very far on. He did have a very well kept PC though. While paralized in horror he decided to pick me up and chuck me onto his crime-scene mattress. I had never screamed louder y’all. This happened 2 days ago and I can still feel the ungodly mixture of various body liquids. I ran outta that house like a jew from the camps. That mf k-mart still be textin me tho. Desperate ass gross punk ass bitch. Eat my smegma k-mart, I bet u ain’t got half the dick wal-mart has. So anyway, if k-mart ever tells ya that he’ll give you 10% of all baby wipes if you suck his dick don’t fυckin do it. Wal-mart daddy af remember that.