The Adventures of Bad Luck Johnny (Daily Series)

3/19

Well here I am, writing in my journal for my "depression". My day usually starts with me waking up  (which is pretty usual if your a living human being) and going for some breakfast. When I get to the kitchen I go get some food from the fridge, and look for food. Sometimes I usually eat cereal but i was in a rush. So I ate a sandwich. Not even noticing that it had two-week old cheese. But I just swallowed and went on with my day.
         In fact it was the last day before spring break. And i wanted to get out so early that  i thought of skipping. But last time that
happen, I almost crapped myself. What happened was that I was "going to the BATHROOM" and the security guard said that he'll go with me. So I nervously walked into the bathroom and I improvised. He patiently waited outside. So i got some of the brown paper towels and wet them so I can mush it turning it into fake poop. but instead when I got out that old cheese got to me and I threw up right in front of the security guards shirt, pants, and his face. So I got suspended for 3 days. Which didn't matter because since my counselor is making me write this on school days, I wont have to write anything.
         And since next week is spring break, i'm going to relax and have a calm vacation. and since I am suspended i wont have to write until next next week on thursday so HA HA HA. But I like writing so I might, just might, write some more during my time off from school. How else am I going to catch up to my idol, Dr. Seuss!? But I guess i'll sign off on this one.