operation DooM

chapter 1

One day I was just chilling until suddenly my phone rang so I picked up and it was the government they said “hello is this kaden” So I said “yes” Then they said “you were chosen to be the person in charge of Operation DooM” Then I said “ hell no why” Then they hung up. But then there was a knock on the door I was thinking why the frick is someone knocking on my door. Then I opened the door it was the government so I said “oh fricking crap” Then they yelled that I had to do it. So I said “fine” so I went but when I got there they gave me this cool green armor then told me to put it on so I did but they gave me a double-barrel shotgun for some fricking reason but I took it. Then they said “ the shotgun is for the demons,” I said “ what FRICKING demons.” They said, “ oh we forgot to tell you that you are going to hell for this Operation is that ok Mr.Demon obliterator.” I said, “ yeah sure wait what Demon obliterator.” Ok I know I overreacted but now my job is so fricking awesome. So then I went down to hell but when I got on the land these grunting mortals from hell started to shoot me. So I shot back and killed all of them it was gory blood guts everywhere. Then these weird brown hairy grunting demons started to shoot fricking fireballs at me. So I shot them with my shotgun. 5 minutes later I find a fricking BFG 5000 then I was hyped to shoot demons with a green blackhole thing. Then there were these half goats half-demon guys so I shot both with the BFG 5000 they came out of a fricking alter so I had to kill those motherfrickers. But I was not in hell yet, hell was below me so I used a alter to get to hell but I was teleported to a hellstone keep.