JULANA - a backstory (tw maybe idk)

JULANA - a backstory (tw maybe idk)

This is my backstory. you guys better prepare to cry because it's really sad.

published 21 days ago19 reads 18 readers 12 completed
birth and early life

birth and early life

When I was born my family died immediately after. I was then sent to an abusive foster home. they abused me and abused me and they could see if I called CPS on them so I couldn't escape. at the age of 3.7, I was diagnosed with depression and schizophrenia and bi-polaroid disorder and anxiety. I also had insomnia and BPD and PSTD and ADHD and everything. I went emo. All I wore was black. My foster parents didn't even care. When I turned 5, I ran away. I got a job a breastaurant called "Booby Town" even though I was barely 5. I had to stuff my bra until it was a double z cup. The men went HAM all over me. I was never truly happy though. When I turned 9, I had to leave Booby Town to find a better job.
I searched for days. I was living in a studio apartment and my best friend, Izzy, was paying my rent. Then I finally came out as a transsexual demi-queer. That means I started working at a lesbian bar called "Booby Town 2" when I was 10. I flirted with the over-age girls and I gave them free drinks. That's how I found my love for vodka. I became addicted to pornography and alcohol. I also started vaping and gambling when I was 11 and got an addiction to that too.
I tried to commit suicide 666 times to completely allow myself to be exposed to Satan. He never came. I cried after my 667th attempt because I knew I would never meet him. Then he came out of the ground and professed his love for me. We started dating. Right before I turned 12, we got married. I now work as a co-president of hell. I work alongside Satan and that guy from that show about a hotel I can never remember. Also, Barney is the manager of hell headquarters. Then when I turned 12, I also came out as poly. I also got married to Barney. I'm still a virgin but that's okay. I heard Satan's penis is spiked so I don't want to experience that quite yet.
So anyways guys, that's my life so far! Rn, Barney and I are smoking and playing Roblox. Also, Izzy passed away so we chilling in hell together. I hope y'all enjoyed!
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FuckYou
Not to be a baby but I find this offensive not funny for many reasons.
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minty
I have no intent of taking it down
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FuckYou
Well I know and I'm sorry if I seem stuck up but it's just not funny
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minty
@FuckYou its just a pardoy of the edgy 11 year olds tbh
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FuckYou
I have no ambition of forcing you to or reporting you.
Just saying I find it offensive and I'm sure I don't just speak on my behalf alone
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GachaSucks
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ you probably know who i am already but great story lmaoo
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minty
Yea
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Spikeu_Catoo
Nice story lol.
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minty
Thanks maybe I'll let you meet Barney (he's shy 0.0)
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Friday_Im_In_Love
I'm dead πŸ˜‚
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minty
Welcome to hell
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Friday_Im_In_Love
Thank you lol
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