Harry Potter song

"Call Me Maybe" parody

I looked in the mirror
saw that scar and my wand
Voldemort has ruined my life
so now he's going down
but Malfoy's in my way

I'd trade my soul for Ginny
Sickels and Knuts to live
I wasn't looking for this
but now I'm the boy who lived

Dementor's kiss was coming
getting ready to die
stopped it just in time
Where do you think you're going Voldy?

Hey, i just realized
and this is crazy
but i killed Voldemort
with Expelliramus

It's hard to look right
with that prophecy
but i can do this
find all the horcruxes

Hey i just thought
of one more thing
where is Luna?
and why is her bed dusty?

And Cho
now really hates me
but who cares?
i'm so damn famous.

You took your time coming back
Hermione cried like heck
You left us in the snow
but still we're best friends; Ron

Hermione's SPEW club is weird
and so is her quitting
Divination
I didn't know it was real
But she sorta rebbeled

Dementor's kiss was coming
getting ready to die
stopped it just in time
Where do you think your going Voldy?

Hey i just met you ron
you're a red-head
so let's be friends
my scar is a big deal

i still don't get why
i gotta kill horcruxes
when the deathly hallows
are more important

Hey, look it's Ginny
Avada Kedevra
missed her by 2  inches
So Voldemort's gonna die NOW

And Ron and Hermione
wanna help me
but i say no
it's my duty

Before you came into my life
i had a mom
and a father
no scar and a cat

Before you came into my life
it was perfect
i was rich but not famous
even my Godfather Sirius was totally nice!

It's hard to say
that I'm totally ready
but i think i should
kill Voldemort but it won't be easy.

Hey i just remembered
Dobby died protecting me
so Kreacher
deserves as much respect

And Viktor
wanted Ginny
so i told him off
with a lie

Before you came into my life
it was awesome
i want it back
so you're dead!