Quotes!

Quotes!

Some quotes for you to enjoy! Of course, I can't take all of the credit, as others have thought of these quotes. I would also like to thank the internet. I will add more as soon as I can!

published on September 25, 201386 reads 30 readers 3 not completed
Chapter 1.

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So people say that sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt them. So I proved them wrong and threw a dictionary at them.

Sleep is our drug, our beds are our drug dealers, alarm clocks are the police, school is jail and we are the prisoners.

The third weekend of September was um... different. Friday was fun, Saturday was really nice to me, but Sunday just wouldn't stop screaming: "Get a life!"

My friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I proved her wrong and threw a coconut at her.

They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing it for years.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry. INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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on September 28, 2013
Meowzilla
This is awesome my favorites were "Have you noticed that 'studying' is students and dying put together" and "Why I wear thick socks, 1% to be warm, 1% to be conformable, and 98% to slide across the floor like a freakin' ninja" :3
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on September 28, 2013
Meowzilla
I've only read chapter one and i love this
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on September 28, 2013