Diary of me!

August 2013

August 13                                                                                               
At my new school, Justice High this boy named Zack (a cute, cool, smart, guy and he’s captain of the football team) and I were passing notes, until my teacher took the note. The worst thing was, she read it out loud to the class and it was about Zack dating this girl named Samantha!

In dance class Zack broke up with Samantha, because he liked me! Then, he asked me out!!! Afterwards, Zack and I were establishing a new dance for an assignment, and suddenly out of nowhere; Samantha rolled a piano (from the music room) towards me! Luckily Zack pushed it out the way! Even though he broke his right arm while doing it!

August 14
I think Zack’s cheating on me because he was holding hands with Gabby, but I’m sure it was just a game though. He wouldn’t be cheating on me, right? Except the fact that he went out with every girl in the school!

August 15                                                                                                   
My so what called boyfriend isn’t even acting like it! Like when he gave me his phone number (even though I don’t have a phone), he turned around and told Gabby to text him later (I officially hate that girl)! As well as when Samantha and her posy made fun of me Zack did too and but this boy named Harold stopped the conflict! The worst part was when I built enough courage to ask him to kiss me tomorrow he said “You’re cute, but not cute enough to kiss me!” What does that mean?

As I’m writing in this very diary I’m also researching websites to test our compatibility. I had the results of the following: 3%, 10%, 7%, 0%, and 4%

I really don’t think our relationship is going to last for a long time, according to the computer and me! So tomorrow I’ll break up with him tomorrow.

August 16                                                                                                 
Zack took it easy when I broke up with him and Gabby kissed him. I guess dating Zack wasn’t really what I thought it would be like and I’m sure he really didn’t like me anyway. I’m still thinking he was cheating on me with Gabby though!

I’m still heartbroken, but really everyone knows he was out of my league anyway! I’m pretty sure he knows it too, like really it’s so obvious!

August  17                                                                                                                               
I think Zack likes me again because he winked and blew a kiss at me, like really! Doesn’t he get the clue that we are never going out ever again! Just to think he’s going out with Gabby and Samantha at the same time (ops)! I would tell one of them, but Gabby took Zack’s phone number while I was dating him and was holding hands with him. Anyway, I just simply despise Samantha. Besides, Zack said if I tell someone he would show everyone my diary, locker combination (I’m truly not afraid of him)! I can’t believe I thought he was the boy of my dreams, but he’s really a hot, mean, popular, bully, with style in clothes! I’m glad he broke his arm!        

August 18                                                                                                  
Today when I went to the bathroom, Zack examined my diary and since I “told” my diary he was cheating on Gabby and Samantha with each other today he showed everyone my diary (not the best idea), showed everyone my locker combination (everyone knows it’s just full of stuffed animals! He is so stupid! Anyway, everyone realized he was a  total jerk and Gabby and Samantha found out that he was both of them, but since they found out that I wasn’t going to tell them they both hate me! Just Peachy!

August 19
The most terrible thing happened earlier; I was flipping through some channels, and I saw the news on and people were protesting that kids aren’t getting enough education throughout the U. S. A. So there are “new and improved” 6/7 schools, that’s right the only break we get is on holidays and Sunday’s. As a result for this crisis, at 9:08a.m my cousin Lilly, my little brother Kevin, and I had to get prepare for school! The problem was, Lilly lives in Miami, Florida and she flew on her own to my cozy, comfortable, home in Ocean, New Jersey!

In school Lilly enrolled as one of those “arrive and leave” students who go flip flopping from school to school each year! It gets so irritating and it messes with your emotions! Lilly is a selfish little *rips paper*... thing because she is going out with my new crush, Ezekiel, joined the “Samantha’s”, and Gabby is her new best friend!

I’m not jealous; I don’t want their feelings to be hurt.

August 20
At church my family saw Zack and Ezekiel, it turns out they are cousins just like me and Lilly! You won’t guess who I saw in the girl’s bathroom doing what!

That’s right; Zack and Lilly were kissing, even though she’s dating Ezekiel! Instead of telling Ezekiel, I did a little secreting myself, I yanked Ezekiel into the girl’s room and made out with him! I felt so bad when Ezekiel broke up with Lilly, but it ends up that Zack and Lilly were already going out and she was getting ready to break up with him. Ezekiel and I now are going out and everyone was happy until, my mom and dad opened the door and was staring at all of us very disappointingly.

When we left the girl’s bathroom we all looked like we were in jail for 10 years and just came out! The best part was it was just 6:49 in the morning!

Since Lilly and I were kissing at church, my dad drove us, and my little brother Kevin to school so we would stay away from boys! My dad, Lilly and I had a conversation that most people call “the talk”, but I had “the talk” thousands of times! All the times me and my dad had “the talk” was when I showed the tiniest piece of love or affection to a boy. That’s right from avoiding him to taking his lunch money! Kevin kept commenting on everything until my dad cursed him out lol!

At school people say I went from shy girl to pure diva, I even made Samantha and her possy look like total dorks! Now since Ezekiel and I met, he exchanged schools and he’s staying here for high school!

August 21
Lilly is going back to Miami, Florida in 5 more months; I told you she was going to be a “arrive and leave” student!

I just figured out that, I have a math, reading, language, science, and social studies test today and the only one I studied for was the language test. YAY*sarcastically*! I hate Lilly she wouldn't forget if she had these test. She just has to be so pretty, and surprisingly popular, and is so smart!!!!!!!!

August 22
Today, Ezekiel invited me to his party, that’s where the magic is going to happen!  I planned it all, even though my dad didn’t approve of me being there.

1.He brings me on his patio
2.We’re all alone
3.He dives in for a kiss
4.I kiss him
5.Our relationship increases by 49%
6.He asks the d. j for a slow dance at a party
7.We dance the music and us dancing is so slow that it seems like 1 minute seems like 1 hour
8.When everyone is gone he treats me for pizza
9.He drives me home in his red sports car 45 minutes before my curfew
10.He comes in my house and my parents approve me dating him and wishes they let me go to the party
11.Lilly is jealous
12.In 6 years he asks me to marry him
13.We have 4 kids after marriage

I need to sneak out to go to the party though! I’m about to leave my diary at home so everyone doesn’t think I’m a 17 year old geek writing in a diary, even though I really am.

I can’t believe what I saw at the party, Zack was kissing Gabby even though he’s dating Lilly! That little fraud, but I guess I did know anyway, it just never came to my mind! That’s why Ezekiel didn’t invite Lilly to the party, I remember at dismissal Ezekiel and Zack was mumbling about something, but all I heard was “Lilly can’t go because I’m cheating on her!” all my dream boys end up to be a complete failure! As much as I adore Ezekiel I have to break up with him tomorrow! (My new crush is this boy named Chris)  

Anyway steps 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 8 happened! The replacement for step 6 was he asked the d. j for Scream and Shout, instead of step 7 he broke danced until still eyes hurt.

Then, I was 45 minutes after my curfew. Lastly, my parents think he’s a bad influence and I’m grounded for a week, but I did ride home in his red sports car! Oh yeah, Lilly wasn’t jealous of me, she was laughing at me!

So now I’m in my room crying and writing this very diary.

August 23
Today I got my 1st phone, but I feel so overdue because everyone a Justice High has a phone, even the nerds! So far I got ~50 phone numbers on my contact list and I feel great. So instead of passing notes, I ask my friends to put their phone on vibrate and I text them. However, there is a down-side to everyone’s phone; talk, text, and web. I have 300 minutes of talk, unlimited text, and unlimited web per month! Oh yeah, it’s a flip phone my parents said they’d let me get a better one later!

August 24
Today I asked Chris out and he rejected me and I feel so humiliated! The next time someone rejects me I will pound him! At this time I would ask Ezekiel or Zack out, but Ezekiel Is going out with Samantha and Zack is still going out with Lilly and Gaby.

Now I feel this emotion that I felt millions of times before when you want something that someone already has, it just can’t be envy!

August 25        
Ha it’s not like a need a boyfriend, Kevin doesn’t have a girlfriend!
Who am I kidding his girlfriend lives across the street, I’m freaking out I need help; I’ll go out with anyone, save me! Well any boy at least.

August 26
Today, I was hanging with my needed boyfriend Chris, Lilly, Zack, Ezekiel, Samantha, and Chris girlfriend, Maxine and she said she didn’t really like Chris and guess whose mad?! The girl who’s madly in love with him, like the last boy, and who’s writing in this diary!

August 27
Omg guess what happened today, my  mom and dad made me go to Kevin and Angel's in my dad's exact words "cute little date", but if I want to go on a date it's sit your but down and stop dreaming!!!

We were at Cheesy Charlies, yes the Cheesy Charlies with old games, karaoke from the latest kids bop, the one that all they serve is cheese, and the one whose bathroom was never cleaned! Yet it's called Cheesy Charlies people fart, there stomach hurts, they puke, they poop and nobody cleans that up?

Poor, Angel just having to endure the pain of going there with my brother... well to bad she could have said no!!!

August 28
Today I'm about to get a Bunny Pop(like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Qfeast and vine all combined), but Chris told me that every one in this school had one. The thing was he stuttered and giggled with the football team as he said it.