One Hour
Once upon a time, there was a happy skipping girl“Lalalalalalalalala!”
She loved walk- I mean skipping to the grocery store
“Ooh, the grocery store”
One day, she lost one of her shoes on the way to the grocery store.
“Where my shoe?”
So she retraced her steps back home.
“Going back home....”
And she found her shoe.
“My shoe!”
The end.
“The End”
That is not the end of the story.
“It’s not?”
No.
“no?”
Then the girl found a squirrel.
“A squirrel!”
The squirrel was actually her Great Grammy Gram Gram in disguise.
“What?!?”
Mph. I mean, the squirrel was so cute, the girl took him home.
“Aww! He’s so cute! I am going to take him home and name him Larry!”
When she was asleep, Great Grammy Gram Gram (GGGG)climbed out of the squirrel costume and made herself some coffee.
“ZZZZZZZZ”
GGGG put a real squirrel instead of herself and walked away slowly. (She’s a Great Grammy!)
“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”
Hey! You have lines other than ZZZZZZZ!
“HKdheuwfjirjfhwrejkfnrhgujrngirgnerghergherh!”
What are you saying Lucy?
“mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.”
Huh! Lucy! You have ruined the whole entire story! I hate you!
“huyyyyyyyypolllolololololloololololololololololololololo!!”
Okay, I forgive you. NOW on with the story.
So, the girl who found the squirrel name is Maddy.
“Oooh! wait....It is?”
Yup! So Maddy went to the forest to look for Larry.
“Looking in the forest! lalLala!”
But, she was singing so off key, all the animals exploded!!
“LALALALALALALALALALALA*!!!!!!!!”
BOOOOOM!
Maddy cried and cried because she thought a giant potato hit the forest and all the animals got spattered with invisible Mashed potato that they died.
Maddy’s uncle foop came and carried Maddy back home.
“Ackyah hunya? Cresd hunya redter waaaapol.”
Davey! No! Speak regularly! Mph. Um, I mean, D-Uncle foop took the screaming Maddy back home.
“WHY AM I SCREAMING! UNCLE-OH YEAH, TYUJ FOOP! HU FUYH ASWE BIJN HUNYA!”
Ughhhhh. I QUIT BEING THE DUMB OLD NARRATOR! HOW COME THE OLD ONE COULDN’T DO IT!?!
“He died 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years ago.”
“qasdede!!!!!!”
Whatever! Lucy, Davey, get a new narrator!
“What’s with him?”
“Iop, yuyuyuyuy ilyut weqas.”
“Yeah. wannna go out for ice cream?”
“Wedex!”
Boooooo! Hissssssssss! Booooooooo! Hisssssssss!
THE END!!
or is it??????
“Nope! The old narrator told me it’s not the end so I believe him! I believe everything!”
Hi. I’m back. on with the show!
Maddy and uncle foop traveled all around the forest until they found footprints.
“Ooh! footprints!”
“Wadex. yer qaw werfpoils.”
Maddy walked by the footprints and so did uncle foop.
“Walking by the footprints.....Lalala......Wait.......what kind of foot prints are these??”
“Poiytheds.”
The foot prints are squirrel prints. Larry prints.
“OMG!! THANK YOU NARRATOR!!! YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE! WASED FOOP! LARRY TER NEVES!!!!!!!!!!”
mph. Um... Lucy.... That’s not your line. It’s-
Boooooo! Hisssss!
“Oh. Ok. BOOOOOOO! HISSSSSS!”
NOOOO!
My acting career is ruined!
“Nuh uh. There is a big theater producton going on right now! You can go sign up!”
“Ugha wert!”
Really!?! Where?!?
“Right here!”
“Hyu wqas!”
Ugh.............
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by Jackson West
Once upon a time there was a sad, sad spoon. He was once very happy being eaten with and then lovingly washed. One day, he was thrown behind the stove, and no one had ever found him. Then a person came and picked up the stove. They found the spoon! The sad, sad spoon was nit sad anymore! He is a happy, happy spoon.