the fight for the title of best girl

Rachel VS Hikrula <3

“ Hey, been awhile. How ya been cut-”
“ Annie cut it out, your flirting is nastay”
“ Like yours is any better Carter”
“ Well, I-”
“ Exactly. Now let’s get back to the battle for best girl! In this corner we have the famous, fabulous daughter of your favorite kid eating clown, Rachel! “

Rachel just quietly presented herself, The female ran a hand through her brown hair and presented a wave to the audience which made screams rise up, She smiled and a blush could be seen on her freckled cheeks from all of the attention.

“ And in this corner, we have the emerald eyed legend, Hikrula!” Annabelle screamed and the purple haired female appeared from her stand and waved at the people around her as well and shouted a big ‘ Hello!’ to make sure everyone heard her perfect voice.

“ Alright, place your votes on who you think will win, and we’ll be right back with you in about an hour.”



The lights shut off as everyone who was around was given enough time to decide who to vote for, “ This is a hard one actually I don’t wanna hurt anyone’s feelings if

I’m being honest with you, Can i vote twice?” Chiya groaned, her twin sister, Chiyo just laughed, “ Girl, just vote for who’s the nicer one, that’s what I’m doing. I think Ruki is gonna vote for Hikrula since they’re best pals and Hik-Chan is extremely nice whilst Rachel fakes her kindness to lure you into a trap so her and her father can eat you later.” Chiyo shrugged, making Chiya shiver, “ I’m scared now..” “ Good!” “ Chiyo! Making your sister scared is not nice! Say Sorry.” Annabelle spoke from behind her two daughters. Chiyo snickered and said her sorry, the two twins voted for who they thought would win and so did everyone else.

After the hour was up, Rachel and Hikrula had been given enough time to write their verses.

Rachel cleared her throat as Hikrula just stared intensely at her rival, Her eyes showing nothing, but she muttered a ‘ good luck’ Rachel nodded and gave a ‘ thank you, same to you’ ‘ Thank you.”

“ You may BEGIN!” Annabelle cried out

Rachel was the first one to begin, she felt put on the spot but she still began.

“ You ever wonder why your brother doesn’t wanna hang out with you? Who would wanna be with someone so blue? He dumps all his hard work on you, cause he knows all you’re gonna is kiss his ass like you always do! That’s all I have to say for now, this verse would’ve been longer if you had stayed relevant to this day.”

Hikrula didn’t quite seem fazed at the verse at all, only the ending was good, it was quite trash if she wasn’t gonna lie.

“ I haven’t heard your name in awhile, you say I’m the one that’s irrelevant when your name has been spoken for the first time in months just yesterday, You better keep your attitude at bay, or else I’ll make you pay for everything by the end of the day. Or is living in the sewers and smelling like piss enough for me to dismiss?”

“ What do you mean I smell like piss is that all you have to say? If we’re getting personal here then I’ll undercover every little mystery hidden inside of you, my dear. Have you ever had a relationship before? I doubt it. With all the time you spend as your brother’s assistant you barely have time, How do you plan on having time for Mizu, huh? All he needs is one snap of his fingers and  girls will come piling in again and again, Why did he pick you, probably because of your boobs”

( lmao im sorry it’s the only word that came to mind)

( i'm also really sorry for what she’s about to say)

“ If we’re getting personal here then let’s talk about your pregnancy issue back in 2018, How old are you again? Fourteen? Oops, someone call Teen Mom! Wait, nevermind you’re the daughter of an evil clown demon so I forgot, You must rot down in the sewers for 27 years, what a shame. “

“ Your memory is shit, and that’s something I can’t even believe, I’m better than you in every possible way from the shape to the size to confidence and pride.”

“ Pride and Confidence? What pride do you have left? We’ve seen you cry, We’ve seen you confess your love for a guy who can’t stop making jokes about what’s in between. What the hell is a Wang Rachel answer me on that! And your confidence.. You couldn’t even reveal to your friends you were the daughter of the demon clown that stole Bill’s brother, you and him probably snacked on poor six year old Georgie. “

“ I didn’t snack on Georgie for the millionth time, what’s wrong with you?”

“Me? What’s wrong with YOU. I get you’re a bitch but no bitch would snitch to their daddy about their friend’s biggest fears, We’re both clowns in different ways, yes. Mostly by the way we dress. But at least I won’t scare away Mizu with who I really am, I’m surprised your boo is still cool with dating you. Must not be so afraid after all.”


“ We've been through that already- speaking of Ben you remind me so much of him! Mostly due to you both being overweight, C’mere I wanna see your hamburger helper guts smear “

“ You’re really sick, twisted even. Look, my parents may be dead but this needs to be said, I’m not afraid of my father nor has my mother been killed at the hands of him. I can’t say the same for you, god that’s a mess, something that I wouldn’t exactly call ‘ love’ “

“ My parents have nothing to do with you.”

“ But if we’re getting personal why not bring them up? Or are you scared? Does the fear rake at  your body? Poor little girl she’s suffering from her mommy and daddy issues. I can’t believe it, why don’t you just go and quit and be a decent human being for once? Instead of scarring Akane and acting like a victim”

Rachel remained quiet trying to think of something on the spot she could use, but her silence. Hikrula took that as she had won,

“ Well if you can’t say anything then I guess you lose, vote for me now, and tune in next time, just like the news.” She smiled and sent a wink in the direction of the camera that was recording her and Rachel’s battle, since it was aired to be on tv in about five minutes. Since they were almost done. Seemed like it since Rachel hadn’t been saying anything.

But then Rachel’s voice spoke up,
“ You think that you’ve won but you’re far from, there’s no way you can beat the monster that’s inside. I’ll put your head in my mouth and chomp down until you’re barely able to be recognized. “

“ Oh please you think I’m scared of a tiny wimp like yourself? All I have to do is bully you to death, that’s all the losers needed to do in chapter 2. Taunts and insults will come your way, It’s not like you’ll do anything while you’re small and at bay. Your  freckles make me sick and your curly hair is nappy. I can’t believe he fell for such a basic bitch. Beverly would’ve been the better choice too bad she’s blinded by bill or else she would’ve killed the relationship. She’s prettier, quicker, and far more better than you’ll ever be. Good luck protecting your beloved Richie Tozier while the taunts and insults keep you down, and the lack of fear stays around.” She laughed and that seemed to be enough, Rachel couldn’t recover from that so Hikrula simply walked off the stage.

“ Now that that’s over the audience will vote for who they think won, remember just because Hikrula had the last word doesn’t mean you have to think she won, but personally that last verse was kinda fire.” Annabelle giggled.

“ Now, Cast your votes!”