The 9 Year Old 7 Footer
RAWR! Mom- CRAPPPP! Slenden- It is just me, I am 7 foot! Mom- How the heck are you frikin 7 feet tall at 9?Slenden- I exercise and drink milk and eat cheese! Dad- SON!!!!!!! You should really play basketball! God gave you the tallness!
(SLENDEN AT SCHOOL)
Slenden- I towered over teachers! Now to be taller than the principal! Principal- Hi Slenden, you are tall! Welcome, and how old are you? Slenden- I am uh, 9! Principal- AHHHHHHHHHH! You are gonna break a record! KIDS! Broady- WHAT (gasps) How old is that dude? Principal- He is not a dude! HE IS 9. Broady- Crap! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH! Slenden- Heh. Okay!
(SIGNS)
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