Famous After Dark

Airplanes Give Dumbness To Teens

I held my hat and slumped in the Airplane Seat watching the oh-so-lame Tom and Jerry Summer Marothon. "Madison! Madison! Madison! My phone! Where is it?" said my mom, searching frantically in her cheery pink purse and then glanced at me. "Maddie??" asked my mom as I stared at the screen pretending to look intrested. "Whatever" said her mom, Jaulana sitting back on the seat and glancing out the window. The speakers roared to life. "We are now entering Hawaii. Please keep your seatbelts on at all times" the speaker clicked and I closed my eyes as if I had nothing to do with Hawaii. You see, my mom, Jaulana works for an International Traveling Team. Last month, they went to Ohio. Then 4 months back, they went to California. And last year they went to New Hampshire. Honestly, I love my mom, but if Jaulana can't buy her daughter a gift then who can? "Airplane's give dumbness to teens" I thought as we began to lower down torward the runway.